Dining
New restaurant for singles opening soon in Brandon
A new chain of restaurants is opening their first location in Brandon, Florida, because that’s where every chain of restaurants opens new locations for some reason. Lonely’s is a new concept eatery, catering exclusively to people who are alone, whether by choice or not. It will serve a menu with a wide variety of top-quality…
Read MoreNew DoorDash delivery person already on the verge of being fired for poor customer service
A newly hired food delivery person is expected to be fired by DoorDash due to an alarming number of complaints received in less than a week. “They’re all bad. Every single review,” said the algorithm that tracks performance for the San Francisco-based food ordering and delivery platform. “The majority of our Dashers do a great…
Read MoreFly Bar + Restaurant offers exclusive dining area for local media
On a recent Saturday night, the executive and editorial board of Tampa News Force, Tampa Bay’s only media outlet dedicated to mocking people and places that deserve to be mocked, visited Fly Bar + Restaurant in Tampa to drink, dine and discuss important business like how great we are at mocking people and places, especially…
Read MoreAre breakfast burritos gay?
With #gayburrito trending on numerous social media platforms, a debate started, asking the question, “Are breakfast burritos gay?” The question which was originally posted by Jenn Paco @JenPak17 asked, “Hey are brekfst burritos gay? My bf is telling me they are” The tweet gained over 60,000 comments and was shared over 10 million times across…
Read MoreTampa man doesn’t trust pizza
Craig Guiles of Tampa is among a very small minority of people who don’t like pizza. “It’s not that I don’t like it; it’s delicious”, he said. “But I don’t trust it and that makes me not like it. Of course it’s delicious; that’s how they get you.” “Sure, it tastes good. The easiest way…
Read MoreNew themed restaurant in Ybor first in Tampa to be 100% flooded
Good News, Gourmands! A new restaurant, The Crusted Tripe & Busted Pipe has debuted in Ybor City on the corner of 15th St and Ninth Ave, making it Tampa Bay’s first and so far only 100% flooded restaurant. No longer do fine diners looking for the classic “flooded restaurant date” have to go to Orlando,…
Read MoreGronk’s ribs on Rick Scott’s Thanksgiving menu
Florida Senator Rick Scott has announced that the primary entrée for his annual Thanksgiving dinner celebration will be barbecued spare ribs from Tampa Bay Buccaneers tight end Rob Gronkowski. “Nummy nummy”, slobbered Scott. Gronkowski suffered multiple fractured ribs, along with a punctured lung, in the Bucs 34-24 loss to the Los Angeles Rams on September…
Read MoreThe Top 5 Most Famous Restaurants in Tampa Bay
5. Chic-fil-a It’s hard to get a meal here sometimes because it’s so busy. They also don’t like gay people very much! 4. Taco Bell Seemingly the only place to get food past 2am anymore, Taco Bell comes in at number four on our list. What kind of meat is in that burrito? Who knows!?…
Read MoreOffice microwave way too f***ing hot
Mark Chapel, a clerk at United Business Logistics in downtown Tampa, has declared that the microwave oven in the company’s break room is “way too fucking hot”. “Jesus Christ, this is fucking ridiculous! Fuck!!” He yelled, upon taking one bite of some re-heated pepperoni pizza he had brought in from home to eat for lunch.…
Read MoreSunoco Gas Station Deli First Restaurant in Tampa to Earn Michelin Star
Thanks to a multimillion-dollar deal between the state tourism marketing agency Visit Florida, and The Michelin Group, restaurants in Tampa can now qualify to receive one of the world’s most coveted prizes. Founded in France by a bunch of dudes who were really picky about cheese, Michelin stars have become the best way for restaurants…
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