Opinion
What’s the Best Time to Go to Trader Joes?
I’m asking for a friend because they have never been. Have you been to Trader Joe’s lately? The prices are incredible, but I hate waiting in my car. I also hate getting there and having to wait to see produce because other people are in my way. I also hate waiting to check out. I…
Read MoreWhat Wearing A Mask In Public Says About You
Studies show that people who are wearing a mask in Florida, can’t breathe. It seems like a lot of people around the country can’t breathe for a variety of reasons. Should we be forcing people into not breathing by wearing a mask in heavily air-conditioned buildings? Stores that force customers to wear a mask might…
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 12, 2020
Hey, remember the Lawrence Welk television program? Wasn’t that just a wonderful television program?
Hell no I don’t remember that shit! I’m not that old!
Here’s your ding dang news.
Meh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – April 5, 2020
While we’re waiting for a nice 4pm dinner of fish with almonds on it and jello with carrot shavings in it, let’s look at the news.
Read MoreA nation in crisis rolls its eyes to Tampa
Tampa is currently giving you the exploitation of both beautiful (should be) wild animals AND frightened people seeking spiritual comfort and somehow, both of those things are hilarious.
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 29, 2020
I guess Millennials are off the hook now. They’re heading into their 30’s now. The real shitheads are these Gen Z shitheads. What is with these shitheads? Buncha shitheads. Here’s a week’s worth of news… Tom Brady changes mind, “Bay smells bad” – Monday, March 23 – Listen, I’ve been to Boston. It doesn’t exactly…
Read MoreAnd now, an announcement from Tampa News Force
Since every company from Target to Taco Bell is sending these out to customers, we figured we might as well do likewise.
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk -March 15, 2020
It’s Tampa News Force for people who have to pee at least three times a night.
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for Grown folk – March 8, 2020
It’s Tampa News Force for people who need an eye exam but just buy reading glasses at Walgreen’s
Read MoreMeh, Boomer: TNF for grown folk – March 1, 2020
Each week, I’ll take a mature and sensible approach to summarizing the week in news from Tampa News Force!
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