Posts Tagged ‘Tom Brady’
Tom Brady to enter Canton as a Buccaneer
Legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement on Tuesday, and he neglected to mention the New England Patriots at all in his Instagram video. But he also made another announcement that has many sports fans surprised. “I’m going to Canton as a Buccaneer,” Brady said in a second Instagram post. “I know I played…
Read MoreBrady astral projects himself into Joe Burrow
Former or current (depending on your choice of media source) Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback spent Sunday astral projecting himself into Cincinnati Bengals quarterback Joe Burrow and defeating the Kansas City Chiefs in the AFC Championship. “Whether I’m retired or not, I didn’t have anything to do, and I like getting into Super Bowls, so I…
Read MoreTom Brady announces retirement at Hooters
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady ended a week of speculation about his future by officially announcing his retirement from the NFL at a party he hosted at Hooters on Hillsborough Avenue in Tampa today. “It’s cold outside, Gasparilla is a huge mob scene so I figured why not throw a little get together at…
Read MoreDeSantis clarifies stance on S.B. 148
Yesterday, we reported on Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’ support of S.B. 148, a bill designed to protect white people’s delicate sensibilities from the threat of Critical Race Theory and the ensuing critical thinking that might result. Today, we’re pretending that he called our office to clarify some of what we reported he said, and we’re…
Read MoreBucs team bus accidentally leaves Antonio Brown in New Jersey
Following the Tampa Bay Buccaneers come-from-behind 28-24 win over the New York Jets at MetLife Stadium in New Jersey, the team’s bus somehow headed to the airport without embattled wide receiver Antonio Brown. The talented but enigmatic Brown, whose entire career has been defined by a seemingly non-stop series of controversial missteps on and off…
Read MoreRecipient of Brady’s 607th touchdown pass ball expects to cash in big
Dean Bipscomb of Brandon was at the Buccaneers game in Washington Sunday, which the Bucs lost 29-19, and he was able to get his hands on the ball quarterback Tom Brady threw for the 607th touchdown of his career, a souvenir he hopes to parlay into a bevy of rewards and prizes. “If the 600th…
Read MoreDetails of what was REALLY exchanged for Brady’s 600th TD ball come to light
The Buccaneers fan who was inadvertently handed the ball after Tom Brady’s 600th career touchdown pass on Sunday is receiving a tremendous assortment of rare treasures in exchange for giving the ball back. Byron Kennedy, a longtime Bucs fan was seated in the front row in the north end zone for Sunday’s 38-3 win over…
Read MoreTampa News Force scales back Tom Brady coverage
Tampa News Force, renowned for the best and most comprehensive coverage of Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback Tom Brady has decided to reduce the amount of time and resources previously devoted to that pursuit. Readers may have already noticed that we haven’t been doing post-game reports on Bucs games like we did last season. There are…
Read MoreTampa man JUST NOW grasping fact that Tom Brady really plays for Bucs
Heading into what will be Tom Brady’s second season with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Josh Jasper of Tampa has finally accepted that Brady is the Bucs quarterback. “Wow! Just… wow! You know? Brady! Here, in Tampa Bay, for the Buccaneers! Wow!”, he said. He went on to explain, “I mean, I knew he was here.…
Read MoreBrady masters Milk Crate Challenge
Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback participated in, and successfully completed the Milk Crate Challenge on Tuesday at Copeland Park in Tampa. The trending fad consisting of stacking milk crates in a kind of pyramid/staircase configuration that people attempt (and usually fail) to climb and descend has resulted in videos on social media platforms with over 90…
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