Posts Tagged ‘Trump’
DeSantis cleans out governors office in anticipation of being fired by President Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis spent this morning packing up and removing a box of personal effects from his office at the state capitol building in Tallahassee, following remarks by President Donald Trump at a campaign stop in Ocala yesterday. During the rally, Trump told the crowd, “He’s done a great job and he’s been my…
Read MoreDissension 2020: Tampa News Force begins Presidential Election coverage
The 2020 Presidential Election is one month from today, Tuesday, November 3rd. In a year that has seen a global pandemic, racial unrest and every Tampa Bay professional sports team being pretty darn good, who can possibly predict what will happen? The answer is Tampa News Force. Starting today, we are here to give you…
Read MoreSt. Pete men change minds on controversial issue after argument
Dan Widworth of St. Petersburg has changed his opinion on an extremely divisive social issue following an intense argument with Rob Birdley, a man he met at a local restaurant Friday afternoon. “I was minding my business, eating a cheeseburger at El Cap when I heard this guy running his big, dumb mouth,” says Widworth.…
Read MoreTrump’s Peepee Tape Surfaces; Governor Ron DeSantis Makes an Appearance
BREAKING: Donald Trump’s rumored “Peepee Tape” has finally surfaced. This comes after the president reportedly said, “Vladimir Putin’s pets are dumb and stinky.” It seems Putin has been waiting to release this exclusive VHS for when Trump inevitably offended the Russian president. In the video, which lasts for 23 minutes, President Trump dons a long…
Read MoreKanye to feature Trump and Biden on upcoming new release
At the end of July, Kanye West will be releasing a new track which is to feature both President Trump and Joe Biden. It’s poised to be the hottest song of the decade. Alas, a song so important, Apple released a push notification which took precedence over Amber and weather alerts alike. Never in the…
Read MoreTrump Threatens Using Military on Citizens to Curb Out of Control Voting
“We have to dominate these people,” Trump said. “Otherwise, they’ll think you’re weak and they’ll all turn out to vote. They’ll even try to vote by mail! We have to stop them by any means necessary. ‘By any means necessary.’ Hey, I just made up a cool phrase!”
Read MoreBernie Sanders undrops out of the presidential race
“Just Kidding” Bernie said, running out of a metro bathroom trying to catch a train.
Read MorePresident Donald Trump Endorses Tampa News Force
During his most recent conference concerning the COVID-19 safety measures, President Donald Trump took a moment to congratulate Tampa News Force as the only news organization brave enough to report the real news. “You are doing a great job,” said Trump while pointing directly at me. “Unlike the other fake news media who came to…
Read MoreLocal filmmaker wishes his latest masterpiece was Korean
A Tampa Bay artist who goes by the name ‘Qliquebait’ (“It’s ironic, get it? You probably don’t get it”, he says) is regretting that his latest short film is not Korean. “This Korean director has stolen my thunder”, he says. “Anybody can make the next Harry Potters, superficial feel-good movies designed to please the sheep…
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