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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists

By Clark Brooks | October 14, 2024

How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️

10 People You Wish Died in the Hurricane who Didn’t

By John Jacobs | October 13, 2024

Can you think of any others? 😵

How to Fight Everyone in the Whole World

By Clark Brooks | October 12, 2024

A sensible plan for an unreasonable idea

St. Pete Man Wishes Neighbor WOULD Post that Meme Again

By Clark Brooks | October 11, 2024

St. Petersburg’s Fred Feeney tends to post a certain meme to his social media platforms that makes light of damage suffered  any time a tropical storm impacts Tampa Bay. He hasn’t done it yet in the aftermath of Hurricane Milton, but Mark Mimswell, his next door neighbor, wishes he would.  “Seriously, Fred. Do it. Give me…

Tampa Man Doesn’t Leave, Doesn’t Die

By Clark Brooks | October 11, 2024

Did you stay alive?

Tampa Boss Likes How Everybody Just Assumes Today is a Day Off

By Clark Brooks | October 10, 2024

Are you off today?

St. Pete Man Can’t Wait to Tell Everyone About Another Possible Tropical Storm System

By Clark Brooks | October 10, 2024

How soon is too soon to worry about what’s next?

Hillsborough County Emergency Agent Exhausted

By Clark Brooks | October 9, 2024

This tireless public servant deserves our thanks.

2001 Spaceship Forecast to be Launched into Orbit

By Clark Brooks | October 8, 2024

Ejaculate as you evacuate! 💦

Professional Slap Fighter Legally Classified as Idiot

By Clark Brooks | October 7, 2024

Please contact this state agency if you have someone you’d like to nominate for this status.