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Man terrified to wear mask at DeSantis press conference

At a press conference earlier today in Nassau County where Florida Governor Ron DeSantis spoke about his ongoing plans for infrastructure improvements around the state, one man in attendance felt unsafe wearing a face mask.“I wanted to put it on, just to be careful because it was fairly crowded in there. I figured, ‘what’s the…

Breaking News

Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists

How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️

DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…

Nick Fuentes Receives Thanks

By Clark Brooks | November 11, 2024

It’s nice that other men are reaching out

Sports

Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training

When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…

Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium

Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️

Rays Fan Bluff Called

By Clark Brooks | November 16, 2024

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

2001 Spaceship Forecast to be Launched into Orbit

By Clark Brooks | October 8, 2024

Ejaculate as you evacuate! 💦

Professional Slap Fighter Legally Classified as Idiot

By Clark Brooks | October 7, 2024

Please contact this state agency if you have someone you’d like to nominate for this status.

Tampa Man Murders Inner Voice for Telling Him Not to Worry

By Clark Brooks | October 6, 2024

Are you worried?

Scientific Study Proves it’s Harder to be Trans Than Black

By John Jacobs | October 6, 2024

You’re going to be shocked! 🔬👨‍🔬👩‍🔬🧑‍🔬

Partial List of Notable People Not Coming to Check on Us

By Clark Brooks | October 5, 2024

There are lots more than what’s listed here

5 Ways to Legally Not Pay Your Taxes

By John Jacobs | October 5, 2024

Are you smart enough to do this?

St. Pete Man Secures Athletic Shoe Deal

By Clark Brooks | October 4, 2024

What are these???

Clearwater Man Offers Amenities to Storm Victims

By Clark Brooks | October 3, 2024

Is there a Good Samaritan like this near you?

Social Media Influencers Pitch in on Hurricane Helene Relief Effort

By Clark Brooks | October 2, 2024

What are YOU doing to help?

Politically Conflicted Woman in Brandon Proposes Cultural Exchange Program

By Clark Brooks | October 1, 2024

Does this sound like a good idea to you? 🇺🇸🇲🇽