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Tampa Bay’s first Small Batch Sperm Bank set to open in St. Pete
This spring, Tampa Bay will be home to the very first of its kind, small batch sperm bank. You have questions and so did we when we sat down with managing partner and brainchild of the operation, Peter Pulaski. He had plenty to say on the issue when TNF correspondent Miles Neff sat down to…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 Diehard Tampa Bay Rays fan Kyle Atkins would like to start seeing other women but his fiancée Caitlyn Lancaster isn’t happy about it. “I’m confident it’s an amazing idea,’’ Atkins says. “Every turn, every what-if, what-if, what-if, only leads to more opportunity, more sex acts that Caitlyn…
Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 In a press conference Wednesday morning, Senator Rick Scott unveiled a new aggressive strategy, highlighting ten new ways he plans on stealing money from poor people. After flying into the room and transforming from a vampire bat into a human, Scott excitedly went over specific…
Hillsborough River – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.9.19 During Tampa Bay’s inaugural ‘Boom by the Bay’ Fourth of July fireworks celebration, a rogue mortar fell into the water of the Hillsborough River and exploded. The shockwave from this single blast of red, white, and blue projectile was enough to awaken Candi, the 60-foot stripper, from…
Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.8.19 During a recent trip to Tampa, survey crews from Australia’s leading nipple clamp production facility stopped by Tampa government offices to present Mayor Jane Castor with an award, recognizing the city as the nipple clamp capital of the world. “I didn’t even know this was a…
USF-Area Chiptole – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 7.7.19 In an effort to connect with young hispanic voters, Senator Rick Scott showed off his Spanish speaking ability at the University of South Florida-area Chipotle during his, “Let’s Work But Not Be Paid Enough to Live” voter engagement tour. Dozens of supporters crowded the popular Chipotle location…
South Tampa Cosmetic Surgery Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 7.7.19 A local plastic surgeon is being honored today for pioneering a new type of surgery that reverses the effects of resting bitch face (RBF) in patients by up to 20%. “I’m very happy with my results,” said Sharron Haron, a local mother of two.…
Hyde Park – Tampa – Saturday, 7.6.19 A chic new storefront has opened in Hyde Park toting the status of being the only organic agave boutique in Tampa. An agave boutique is a store that sells all the tools and equipment to plant and harvest a massive agave plant in your own backyard, giving you…
Target Parking Garage – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.5.19 Local culinary prodigy, Dennis Wiggins, was found today after an exhausting 18-hour search led to his discovery on the top floor of the South Tampa Target parking garage. 8-year-old Wiggins stole his mothers minivan and went missing early in the morning to steal thick beef slices…
Indian Rocks Beach – Pinellas County – Friday, 7.5.19 A Tampa doctor has been detained after forcing a patient to smoke marijuana. Buck Redner was sitting in his doctors office Sunday afternoon when the doctor prescribed Buck a daily regimen of inhaling cannabis smoke. “He told me I needed to ‘smoke weed’ then said he…
The Touchery – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.4.19 A Tampa movie theater is adding the sense of feel to your movie experience. The Touchery has trained their employees to help you feel the movie. In an effort to help the community, the theater is hiring non-violent felons from the nearest private prison. Private prison inmates…