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Special Promotion Places Hard Rock Casino Slot Machines in Hospital Rooms
Tampa General Hospital – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 2.13.2019 A uniquely different promotion is currently underway at Tampa General Hospital, as the Seminole Hard Rock Casino has sponsored the temporary placement of slot machines in hospital bedrooms. Patients will now have 24/7 access to slot machines from the touch of their hand. Large casino-grade machines…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
John F. Germany Public Library – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.13.19 What was once the John F. Germany Public Library in Tampa’s downtown district has now reopened as the John F. Germany Gender-Neutral Public Library, the first officially gender-neutral library in Tampa, and only the second in the state. There will be no more gender-restraints,…
Economist estimate that over 900 people are moving to Florida every day, and to those who decide to settle in the Tampa Bay, we would like to say Hello! For those thinking about moving here, check out or tips on how to make Tampa, Florida your new home. #5 Finding a Job Congratulations on deciding…
Tampa Civic Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.11.19 Mayor Jane Castor has dissolved what is labeled “The Wrestlers Initiative,” a civic defense measure consisting of assembling and mobilizing WWE wrestlers who live in the Tampa Bay Area in case of a local emergency. “I found this folder when I was cleaning out some old…
Benches are one of the most common seating options in Tampa Bay and today we are counting down the Best ones you can plant your butt on #5 Ybor City Benches These things are perfect for sprawling face down on when you’re drunk and need to throw up as the slats allow vomit to flow…
There are many Walmarts in the Tampa Bay area, and you’re probably fine with going to the one closest to you. But Tampa News Force believes there is always a number one and today we are counting down the best Walmarts around 5 – Dale Mabry and I-275 This Walmart has its own entrance immediately…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.6.19 People who have unusual names are offended by being mentioned for comedic effect in Tampa News Force articles and they want the independent media outlet to cease and desist that practice immediately. “It’s extremely hurtful and insensitive,” says Gunny Downyu, who was recently portrayed as Tampa’s Chief…
Palin Compound – Hernando County – Monday, 8.5.19 Spring Hill is about to be invaded by a wild pack of Alaskans. Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has secretly purchased a home in Hernando County and plans to move in today. “It’s getting so darn cold up North now, and after our home got damaged in…
Maggiano’s – Hillsborough County – Monday, 8.5.19 Frederico Gorliani, a local Hillsborough county lawyer, has been avidly commenting to his friends about how surprised he is that Tampa News Force has not yet been sued by any of the companies they mention in their fake news articles. “I’m just honestly blown away.” Gorliani said. “I’ve…
Jo Jo’s Fro-yo – Pinellas County – Sunday, 8.4.19 In a seemingly out-of-character move, Florida’s Senator, Rick Scott has kicked a baby in the nuts during a ribbon cutting ceremony at a new Pinellas frozen yogurt shop. Scott had just morphed his right hand into a pair of sharp fleshy scissors, when an infant stumbled…
Hillsborough Avenue – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.4.19 For what would be the first time in over 30 years, a prostitute that could be considered physically attractive has allegedly been seen walking the streets of Tampa. “I couldn’t believe it,” says Seminole Heights resident Stephanie Powers who reported the sighting. “It was near the intersection…