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Tampa Man Chews Off His Own Arm in FrustrationÂ
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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday.âGovernor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,â said spokesperson Katie Beatty. âHe always gets involved at this level when…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
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Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Manâs Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Publix Lakeland Headquarters – Polk County – Thursday 6.13.19 A Publix whistleblower is claiming that the chain is preparing for one of the biggest sandwich giveaways in Florida history. “I’ve been waiting in line for this sandwich so long that I could have bought all the ingredients, gone home and made it myself with some…
West Chase – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 In only 2 weeks, E-scooters have already overtaken love bugs as the most annoying thing happening in Tampa. The recently installed fleets of electric scooters have plagued the city, just as the love bugs did, however the scooters are even more intrusive and rage-inducing. Whereas you can…
Palma Ceia – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.13.19 In an alarming discovery out of the Hillsborough Observatory, it appears the ozone layer over Tampa Bay has been completely depleted. The hole in the ozone has been letting in extreme UV rays along with radiation and reduced gravity. Despite its severity, people are focusing on the…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.12.19 While pretending to listen to a packed room of angry citizens, Hillsborough County leaders announced their plans to make the highway worse for everyone. “We’ve been listening to the community complain about this monstrosity cutting through the middle of our city for many years now,” said Hillsborough…
There are millions of people in the Tampa Bay area, but there’s always room for more! These are the top 5 people we wished lived in Tampa: 5. Dog the Bounty Hunter 4. Lisa Leslie 3. Portia de Rossi 2. Tom Brady 1. The Cast of the Fast and Furious Iâm gonna be honest folks.…
USF Human Research Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.11.19 A new study conducted by University of South Florida’s award winning sociology department has discovered that conservative white males between the ages 28 to 68, ranked as the best sex partners. “We asked 8,000 women of all ages and ethnicities about their vaginas,” said Sociology…
Amalie Arena – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.10.19 The WNBA has issued a press release stating there will be an expansion team added to the league, the âTampa Sluts.â The WNBA claimed, âRegarding the vulgarity of the team name, âSluts,â weâre taking back the power that word has as on women, and weâre not going…
Tampa Information Center – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.8.2019 The Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) held a community meeting today to announce a new transportation initiative to cure Tampa’s Interstate 275 bottleneck and malfunction junction. “We’ve noticed that a lot of historic buildings, low-income housing and hipster-type restaurants are still up along the sides of…
Raymond James Stadium – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.7.2019 The WWE has officially announced that it will host its first ever nude pay-per-view event at Raymond James stadium. All the wrestlers will be completely nude the entire night, body-slamming and pile-driving with an intimacy like never before. âIt was a natural progression on our part,â…
Tampa is a city that gives everyone the chance to live the life they have always wanted, with no criticism. If you’re going to lie about your identity while you’re hanging out in Tampa, definitely do it at one of these places: 5. Strip Club These women donât know you, they donât know what you…