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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
Do you launch into a relentless stream of slurs when rooting for your favorite sport? 🏈🐂
Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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The stars took a vacation for two weeks, but they are back and ready to add that extra spice to your life! REMEMBER: Mercury is in retrograde so take care of yourselves, folks! Leo Entering into the season of you, remember to live life without limits! The world is your toilet bowl. Virgo Sometimes what…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.20.19 Tampa’s experimental electric scooter program has, at best, had a rocky start. Between the lukewarm public response, growing safety concerns, and a general disregard for rules associated with the the scooters, it’s safe to say things could be going better. Perhaps the most widely overlooked guideline for…
University of South Florida – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.20.19 Stripping capabilities will now be factored into account for a new scholarship opportunity at the University of South Florida. Along with grades and extra curricular activities, students will now have the opportunity to showcase their stripping talents to a panel of USF professors, in an…
Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.19.19 Drawing inspiration from the South by Southwest (SXSW) festival, Visit Tampa Bay has announced the dates for its inaugural festival which looks to emulate the film, interactive media, and music festivals put on by the city of Austin, TX. “A lot of young hip people are…
Seminole Heights – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.19.19 It was discovered that the Seminole Exotic Meat Market had been selling mermaid meat which was fished illegally, causing them to have their exotic meat selling license revoked. Customers concerns were raised when one day there was a sign out front that read, “now selling mermaid meat.”…
Channelside – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 In an acquisition totaling $2.6 billion raised by a Tampa venture capitalist group, Front Runner LLC. The city of Tampa has officially acquired the Charlotte hornets. However, upon inspection after delivery, it was discovered that the “Charlotte Hornets,” were actually, literally, a nest of hornets, and not the…
Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 A recent nationwide survey found that spending a dollar in Tampa goes a little bit further when spending that same dollar elsewhere. “I went to buy toilet paper today,” said a man who was standing on the side of the road and striking a conversation with me. …
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 During a livestream of a recent meeting between the Hillsborough County Board of County Commissioners, elected official Stacy White was captured in the moment eating his own used tampon. “I swear I thought they said that we were on pause and that nothing was being broadcasted,”…
Florida Avenue – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.17.19 Marco Scrivener, a driver for made-up wholesale food distributor Sunnysco, was accosted in Seminole Heights Monday afternoon. “I was at a red light and this fella came up to the truck and started shouting an order at me,” Scrivener said. “The trailer has a big picture of…
Tampa Bay Downs – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.16.19 Sunday, June 30th marked the Third Annual Tampa Bay Corgi Races at the Tampa Bay Downs. This event replaces horses with corgis for an all-out 50 yard-sprint for the furry competitors to crown the ‘Fastest Corgi in Tampa.’ Wet-nosed woofles gathered from all around the Tampa Bay…