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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday.“Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level when…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Nebraska Avenue – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.16.19 In a landmark decision, the Tampa City Council passed a bill legalizing prostitution on Nebraska Avenue. In a 5-4 vote, it is now legal to peddle sexual favors on the street of Nebraska Avenue, 24-hours a day. “It was just a logical move.” Said city council chairman,…
The Loftvue – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.15.19 After waking up and smoking pot, Democrat Eustace Mercado fixed himself up a microwaved breakfast biscuit and began watching CNN on his television. “I work just enough hours a week to afford rent, cable and enough pot to keep me in this endless cycle,” said Mercado who…
With the political climate being what it is, a sure fire way to find yourself in a scandal is to have old footage resurface showing insensitive or inappropriate behavior. That is exactly the situation Sen. Rick Scott has found himself in after old photos have been brought to light. The photos in question show the…
Florida Detention Center – Hillsborough County – 7.13.19 During a recent tour of a for-profit facility that houses detained migrant children, Florida Senator Marco Rubio praised the facilities bathroom. “After hearing about the awful conditions these children have been kept in, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about,” Rubio said while sipping…
Tampa City Hall – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.12.19 Lesbian Mayor magazine recently named Tampa’s own Jane Castor as the hottest mayor in the country. The competition was done on an instagram voting system, where users would “like” pictures of the lesbian mayor candidates, and after a 3-week runoff, Jane Castor narrowly beat Lori Lightfoot…
Water Street Tampa – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.11.19 The Tampa Water street development got a new update as there will now be plans to erect a dubstep hall of fame which will be attached to the new USF medical building. The bid for the addition came in late Wednesday evening after Tampa won the…
Tampa General Hospital – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.11.19 A local Tampa man was scared today after reading on a fake news website that ‘Medicare for All’ would make him poor. “I got that internet thing as part of a package deal with my cable company,” said Doug Barr, “I only trust what my TV…
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 Diehard Tampa Bay Rays fan Kyle Atkins would like to start seeing other women but his fiancée Caitlyn Lancaster isn’t happy about it. “I’m confident it’s an amazing idea,’’ Atkins says. “Every turn, every what-if, what-if, what-if, only leads to more opportunity, more sex acts that Caitlyn…
Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.10.19 In a press conference Wednesday morning, Senator Rick Scott unveiled a new aggressive strategy, highlighting ten new ways he plans on stealing money from poor people. After flying into the room and transforming from a vampire bat into a human, Scott excitedly went over specific…
Hillsborough River – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.9.19 During Tampa Bay’s inaugural ‘Boom by the Bay’ Fourth of July fireworks celebration, a rogue mortar fell into the water of the Hillsborough River and exploded. The shockwave from this single blast of red, white, and blue projectile was enough to awaken Candi, the 60-foot stripper, from…