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TPD arrest thousands of parents for letting children drink at Gasparilla Children’s Parade
In what was supposed to be a nice booze-free afternoon with bead throwing and lollygagging, has turned in to a scene of adorable drunken display.Kids as young as four-years-old were given bottles of alcohol by their parents to, “Enjoy the parade more,” said TPD spokeperson Miuers Pish, “I saw parents handing their kids baby bottles…
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