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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
CBD Game Cafe – Pinellas County – Saturday, 4.6.2019 The question of ‘can you chain smoke a bong?’ is finally being answered in the living room of a local mans house in Saint Petersburg. “My friends don’t think it’s possible,” said Ray Martinez, 26, who owns his own one-bedroom home. “I tell them it is…
Peter O. Knight Airport – Hillsborough County – Friday 4.5.2019 In a very confusing move that is concerning many locals, Tampa’s local government has issued a strict passport policy for anyone flying to the city. “After what happened with Davis Island and Harbor Island seceding, we can’t be too sure about anyone,” said Tampa City…
Monday 4.1.2019 Tampa News Force took over the WFLA NBC Channel 8 Morning News for April Fools Day. Check out the special report by Lila Gross, Tampa Bay comedians crack jokes for April Fools Day.
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Thursday 4.4.2019 In a stunning move by the Tampa Bay Rays, General Manager and Vice President of Baseball Operations, Erik Neander has signed 10,000 homeless people to three year contracts in order to give the illusion of more fans. “This is a huge day for our organization. Obviously the…
Tampa Towers – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 4.3.2019 One of the two “Tampa Towers” in Tampa’s Channel District will now become a full-time 40-story dance club, according to an official statement from the “Tampa Towers” realty office. “Due to a strange turn of events, and a lack of rentals in one of our towers, the…
Raymond James Stadium – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.2.2019 After finishing their second season in a row with a record of 5 wins and 11 losses, the Bucs are setting their sights on something greater. “I think we could easily lose every game on the schedule this season,” boasts Tampa Bay’s new head coach Bruce…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Monday 4.1.2019 Local leaders today celebrated the completion of a walkable bridge connecting Riverwalk to the new Julian B. Lane park that is having pedestrians do a double take. Thanks to new technology, engineers have constructed a nearly invisible bridge that gives the illusion of guests walking on water.…
Iberian Rooster – St. Petersburg – Sunday, 3.31.2019 A local South Tampa man has officially grown his hair long enough to qualify for St. Petersburg citizen. When asked about his move across the bridge, he couldn’t be any prouder. “I’m so happy!” Says Bryant Chett, a man with hair slightly passed his shoulders. “It gets…
Tampa Heights – Hillsborough County – Saturday 3.30.2019 Spice smokers and bath salt enthusiasts from around the world gathered at Armature Works today for the opening of the greatly anticipated dumpster lounge, Spícè. Spearheaded by Armature Works’ very own homemade spice enthusiast, Keech ‘The Dishwasher’ Williams, the lounge began as a passion project with designer…
Midtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Friday 3.29.2019 The newly opened Esquire Debonair Gentlemen’s Club, occupying the building that used to house the strip club and video store known as ‘Zee Pleazure Palaze’, is not like most other adult entertainment venues in the Tampa Bay Area; this gentlemen’s club caters exclusively to actual gentlemen. “Egad,…