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Jeff Epstein makes appearance at Tampa Fringe Festival

Making his first appearance since his reported suicide, disgraced sex-criminal billionaire, Jeff Epstein made a surprise entrance during a Tampa Fringe Festival show.The show taking place was “Islands in the Wind” a humorous one woman show about a girl who survived life on a billionaire sex island, a satire aimed at Jeff Epstein’s estate, and…

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Rays Fan Bluff Called

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training

When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…

NFL Officially Designates New Position

By TNF | November 27, 2024

After years of contributions from lovable big guys, the National Football League (NFL) has designated Lovable Big Guy (LGB) an official position effective immediately. A template perfected by William “Refrigerator” Perry of the Chicago Bears in 1985 of oversized defensive linemen being used in certain offensive situations has been adapted by various teams over the…

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Tampa Couple Makes Mashed Potatoes for Trunksgiving

By Clark Brooks | November 28, 2024

Bob and Carol Tednalice of Tampa, inspired by how much fun they had this year with their first time participating in Trunk-or-Treat, the Halloween tradition where participants decorate their cars’ trunks with Halloween themes and pass out candy to children, are hoping to continue the fun with Trunksgiving. “We had heard of Trunk-or-Treat but didn’t…

Old Wendys

Historic Tampa landmark finally being refurbished

By Clark Brooks | January 9, 2022

What looks like paint samples have appeared on the south wall of the abandoned Wendy’s at 2036 North Dale Mabry, indicating that it will be refurbished, repurposed and reopened to the public in the not too distant future, delighting local residents. The old fast food hamburger place nestled between the Mons Venus strip club and…

Kane for Brown

Bucs trade Antonio Brown to San Jose Sharks for Evander Kane

By Clark Brooks | January 8, 2022

In an extremely rare occurrence, the NFL’s Tampa Bay Buccaneers have traded problematic wide receiver Antonio Brown to the NHL’s San Jose Shark for problematic forward Evander Kane. It is extremely unusual for players to be traded between franchises who play two different sports in two different leagues, but there is a clause in all…

Betty White

Betty White is a cunt: here’s why

By John Jacobs | January 8, 2022

I’m just kidding, I don’t think that at all, sorry for the offensive clickbaity title, I just had something important to tell you. Ok, I couldn’t think of anything important. Maybe I just wanted to waste your time. I feel like we have that kind of relationship at this point right. I write, you read,…

Paint Party

Stoned teenager disrupts group’s paint party

By Clark Brooks | January 7, 2022

A group of friends in South Tampa had their annual holiday gathering at Painting With A Twist interrupted by a teenager under the influence of some illicit substance. “He ruined it”, said Carol Kern, one of the group’s participants. “We look forward to this every year and this uninvited bozo just shows up and wrecks…

AB & The Shoe Licker

More Antonio Brown texts come to light

By Clark Brooks | January 6, 2022

As more background emerges in the developing story of receiver Antonio Brown’s acrimonious split with the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and head coach Bruce Arians, much of it from texts sent and received by Brown, Tampa News Force (TNF) has obtained a text conversation that could be a significant factor in how the story unfolds. Brown…

Vaxparilla

Gasparilla floats to throw vaccines

By John Jacobs | January 6, 2022

Gasparilla floats will be throwing Covid-19 vaccines instead of the traditional beads from their pirate ships this year during the Gasparilla pirate invasion of Bayshore. “I’m fine with it.” Said Brenda Dendungo, a resident of Bayshore Boulevard. “The beads kill my grass because they lay in them for weeks because I don’t bother to go…

Suspicious pizza

Tampa man doesn’t trust pizza

By Clark Brooks | January 5, 2022

Craig Guiles of Tampa is among a very small minority of people who don’t like pizza. “It’s not that I don’t like it; it’s delicious”, he said. “But I don’t trust it and that makes me not like it. Of course it’s delicious; that’s how they get you.” “Sure, it tastes good. The easiest way…

Self Cancelled

Child star cancels himself ahead of record deal

By John Jacobs | January 4, 2022

Dunstin Banks, a guitar prodigy out of Riverview, Florida, has cancelled himself ahead of a major record deal he was about to receive. Banks, a 12-year-old musician who’s been a virtuoso in numerous instruments since the age of 4, had been discovered after every single one of his Tik Tok videos received over 100 million…

Tampa News Force Presents - Best Boat Rides in Tampa Bay

Best Boat Rides in Tampa Bay

By Josh Santos | January 3, 2022

Florida’s endless canals and rivers allow folks to explore the natural beauty of this state. That is why today we are counting down the best boat rides in Tampa Bay 5. Alligator Canoe Ride Renting a canoe from one of Floridas many state parks is the perfect daytime activity for those seeking to connect with…

Vasilevskiy

Vasilevskiy introduces new line of hockey equipment

By Clark Brooks | January 3, 2022

Tampa Bay Lightning goalie Andrei Vasilevskiy has introduced a new line of hockey equipment, designed purposely to make younger players have a better understanding of the game. The new line is named Phantom Edge and is produced by Bauer. The key piece in the collection is a goalie stick that features a stick length of…