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TPA develops new Chemtrail Formula
In an effort to control mosquito and lovebug populations, Tampa International Airport (TPA) has announced they have developed a new chemtrail formula that they hope will combat and eradicate the bugs once and for all.“Dozens of planes fly in and out of here every day,” said TPA spokesperson Wally Wingnut. “Our old chemtrail formula had…
Breaking News
Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
The Tampa Bay Strikers, an expansion team in the National Indoor Soccer League (NISL), set to begin their inaugural season at the Yuengling Center on the Tampa campus of USF this December, has revised and updated their team logo due to feedback received from fans. “A lot of people reached out to let us know…
Aside from the many negative impacts Hurricane Ian had on the entire state of Florida, and in-turn, the country, there was at least one positive. No traffic in Tampa for one day after Hurricane Ian. “It was like driving to heaven.” Said Bobby Evans, about driving on Dale Mabry at 2pm. “It felt like Tampa…
“This headline is funny but the storm is already over.” Said John to himself in his head. “I could have written it at the time, in the moment of the storm, but I wasn’t creatively motivated.” The voice continued. “I need to be feeling creative and be in a good physical and mental headspace before…
The lack of faith in God has swept a sizable amount of Tampan’s this week as Hurricane Ian has still left thousands without electricity. “There’s just no way that God would let Freddie’s family have power and not mine.” Said Walter Winston, father of 18 in Pinellas County. “That guys a jackass, I’m a good…
As a public service to the millions of parents to school-age children in the Tampa Bay region who read our site every single day, Tampa News Force proudly presents what the kids will be eating for lunch at school this week. You know, for planning purposes. Enjoy! CITRUS COUNTY Monday, October 3: Tater Thots Tuesday,…
We here at Tampa News Force will be publishing our 2000th article soon, an accomplishment that very few major media outlets that produce original comedy ever reach. To celebrate this incredible achievement, we here at Tampa News Force will be hosting a FREE party at Café Hey in downtown Tampa on Sunday, October 30th from…
As you get older, you might realize you don’t enjoy the changes your body goes through, or any part of the aging process in general. Well luckily for you, science has found steps you can take to actually reverse the process of puberty and regenerate yourself back to your childlike existence. Follow these directions for…
The results are in on the 2022 Creative Loafing Best of the Bay Awards and Tampa News Force did not win in the category of Best Experimental Act (that honor going to Abortion Twins, whom we tried to warn you about) but we’re not bitter about that at all. Why would we be? It’s your…
Dale Lipshaw of Tampa is driving around town in an old utility truck, trying to fool people into thinking he’s working to restore services to people impacted by Hurricane Ian. “That’s not entirely true,” he said. “I haven’t told anyone I work for a utility company. I do own this truck, and I did recently…
Russian man wins TNF Comment Contest!
Here at Tampa News Force.com, we publish fresh content every single day, and as a result, we get lots and lots of comments! You won’t see many of them because almost all of them are spam. So many that we decided to have a contest with a grand prize for the 1,000,000th comment posted to…