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Tampa to limit sale of Ford F-150s to stop number of assholes on the road
Tampa Ford – Hillsborough County – Monday 2.18.2019In an effort to minimize the number of assholes on the road, Hillsborough County has set a cap to number of Ford F150s being sold.“We hope this initiative will help alleviate road congestion, and make it a little easier to merge on the highway,” says Tampa Transportation Czar…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
NFL Officially Designates New Position
After years of contributions from lovable big guys, the National Football League (NFL) has designated Lovable Big Guy (LGB) an official position effective immediately. A template perfected by William “Refrigerator” Perry of the Chicago Bears in 1985 of oversized defensive linemen being used in certain offensive situations has been adapted by various teams over the…
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Tampa Bay Lightning captain Steven Stamkos was spotted leaving Hotel Haya in Ybor City early this morning with the NHL’s Prince of Wales Trophy, following the Lightning’s 2-1 series-clinching win over the New York Rangers in a Game 6 of the NHL Eastern Conference Final last night at Amalie Arena. The Prince of Wales Trophy…
Kenosha protester shooter and acquitted murder suspect Kyle Rittenhouse Tweeted last week that he’d be attending Blinn College after contradicting claims emerged over whether he would be attending Texas A&M University this year. However, a representative for Texas A&M told news outlets that Rittenhouse wasn’t enrolled for the coming fall and summer semesters. That was…
The first night of Nazi Yoga at Zeitgeist Brewing in Brandon ended shortly after it began when a group of people showed up and began attacking everyone taking place in class. “Nazi Yoga” which was, in theory, a Nazi-themed yoga class, which focused on poses including the famous Sieg Heil, made famous by the German…
Casinos across the country have started accepting wagers on when and where school shootings will take place. Depending on how close to the time and location your bet is, will determine your payout. “For example, you could place a bet on something as general as January in Minnesota.” Said Jackie King, manager at Black Jackies…
The annual New Year’s Day college bowl game played at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, formerly known as the Outback Bowl, has a new name: the Tampa News Force Gay Pride Logo College Football Bowl. Bowl officials announced the four-year agreement Thursday afternoon during a ceremony at the Sunoco Station at the corner of Nebraska…
After receiving multimillion-dollar grant to help build a high-speed rail to connect Miami to Orlando and Tampa, the Florida Department of Transportation has changed the wording on its project scope. “Instead of a train, people will use their own personal vehicles, and instead of a rail we will have another lane that people will have…
At last night’s NHL Eastern Conference Final game between the Tampa Bay Lightning and New York Rangers, which the Lightning won 4-1 to even the best-of-seven series at two games apiece, the goal horn went off after a shot from Lightning defenseman Jan Ruuta went wide of the net at the 14:50 mark of the…
A leaked document has revealed that the Supreme Court justices plan on voting to overturn the 13th amendment and legalize slavery in America once again. The leak comes shortly after the previous explosive leak, claiming the justices would soon be overturning Roe v Wade, criminalizing abortion. “I can’t believe it, but I can.” Said Ted…
On Monday, June 6, 2022, at 11:00 AM, First Lady Jill Biden hosted an unveiling of a new U.S. Postal Service (USPS) stamp honoring former First Lady Nancy Reagan Tampa News Force at the White House. The First Lady was joined by U.S. Postal Service employee Lonnie Brutche. The stamp depicts Tampa News Force founders…
Lonnie Keith, who lives in Brooklyn, is in Tampa to watch the Eastern Conference Final between the New York Rangers and the Tampa Bay Lightning and can’t seem to find any of the things he can find in abundance in New York. “Yo, where’s the subway? You’ze don’t got no public transportation over here?” he…