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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

By Clark Brooks | September 16, 2024

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…

Tampa Bay Declared Nipple Clamp Capital of the World

Tampa Declared Nipple Clamp Capital of the World

By Josh Santos | July 8, 2019

Curtis Hixon Park – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.8.19 During a recent trip to Tampa, survey crews from Australia’s leading nipple clamp production facility stopped by Tampa government offices to present Mayor Jane Castor with an award, recognizing the city as the nipple clamp capital of the world. “I didn’t even know this was a…

Rick Scott in line at the Chipotle trying to order a burrito in Spanish

Rick Scott Successfully Orders Burrito in Spanish at Chipotle

By Josh Santos | July 7, 2019

USF-Area Chiptole – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 7.7.19 In an effort to connect with young hispanic voters, Senator Rick Scott showed off his Spanish speaking ability at the University of South Florida-area Chipotle during his, “Let’s Work But Not Be Paid Enough to Live” voter engagement tour. Dozens of supporters crowded the popular Chipotle location…

Tampa Doctor Reverses Resting Bitch Face

Tampa Doctor First to Reverse Resting Bitch Face

By Josh Santos | July 7, 2019

South Tampa Cosmetic Surgery Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 7.7.19 A local plastic surgeon is being honored today for pioneering a new type of surgery that reverses the effects of resting bitch face (RBF) in patients by up to 20%. “I’m very happy with my results,” said Sharron Haron, a local mother of two.…

Boutique Agave Place opens

Agave boutique opens in Hyde Park

By John Jacobs | July 6, 2019

Hyde Park – Tampa – Saturday, 7.6.19 A chic new storefront has opened in Hyde Park toting the status of being the only organic agave boutique in Tampa. An agave boutique is a store that sells all the tools and equipment to plant and harvest a massive agave plant in your own backyard, giving you…

Child found in hot car, making beef jerky

Tampa Child Found in Hot Car Making Beef Jerky

By Josh Santos | July 5, 2019

Target Parking Garage – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.5.19 Local culinary prodigy, Dennis Wiggins, was found today after an exhausting 18-hour search led to his discovery on the top floor of the South Tampa Target parking garage. 8-year-old Wiggins stole his mothers minivan and went missing early in the morning to steal thick beef slices…

Tampa Doctor Forcing Patients to Smoke Weed

Tampa Doctor forces patient to smoke weed

By John Jacobs | July 5, 2019

Indian Rocks Beach – Pinellas County – Friday, 7.5.19 A Tampa doctor has been detained after forcing a patient to smoke marijuana. Buck Redner was sitting in his doctors office Sunday afternoon when the doctor prescribed Buck a daily regimen of inhaling cannabis smoke.  “He told me I needed to ‘smoke weed’ then said he…

Movie Theatre adding sense of feel to movies

Tampa Movie Theatre to add sense of feel to viewing experience

By Leon DePatie | July 4, 2019

The Touchery – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.4.19 A Tampa movie theater is adding the sense of feel to your movie experience. The Touchery has trained their employees to help you feel the movie.  In an effort to help the community, the theater is hiring non-violent felons from the nearest private prison. Private prison inmates…

Amazon offering two day evacuation for the Hurricane Season

Amazon to offer 2-Day Evacuations this Hurricane Season

By Josh Santos | July 3, 2019

Amazon Evacuation Fulfillment Center – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.3.19 In an effort to manufacture good PR ahead of Amazon Prime Day, Amazon has announced a new two day evacuation perk for Prime+ members. If you are signed up for Amazon Prime+, you and your household can be evacuated to Amazon warehouses within two days…

Dominican Bread being sold as Cuban Bread at Walmart

Walmart caught selling Dominican bread as Cuban bread

By John Jacobs | July 2, 2019

City Court – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.2.19 An investigation headed by the FDA into three Tampa-area Walmart’s, confirmed today that all three were selling bread from the Dominican Republic, and trying to pass it off as authentic Cuban bread.  “It’s just tragic,” said Wendy Plumb, single mother of five and regular shopper at the…

Berns Steakhouse teams up with Publix to bring Frozen Meals to stores

Bern’s Steak House to release line of frozen meals

By Josh Santos | July 1, 2019

Publix Greenwise – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.1.19 During a press conference today, the owners of Bern’s Steak House announced that they will be releasing a limited line of prepared frozen steak dinners and desserts in a partnership with Publix Greenwise. “We are consistently regarded among the best dining in Tampa,” said Bern’s Steak House…