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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday.“Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level when…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
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Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Local and Community
Florida Supreme Court – Leon County – Monday, 7.1.19 The atmosphere was electrifying this past Friday as thousands of protesters gathered outside the Tallahassee courthouse. Divided crowds exchanged chants, eagerly awaiting the Florida Supreme Court’s ruling on Larsen vs the State of Florida. The Court was expected to finally reach a ruling, after months of…
Horoscope for June 30 to July 6, 2019 Are the stars quietly whispering your future, or are they violently yelling about your past? Cancer This is the week you will finally try crystal meth. Leo Don’t let anyone tell you seltzer is a subpar beverage. Virgo You are overflowing with joy and new ideas. You…
Florida Migrant Facility – Miami-Dade County – Sunday, 6.30.19 Complaints have been rolling in to the federal government, as ICE employees are struggling to do their jobs, as children are continuing to outgrow their cages. “It’s hell right now,” said ICE child wrangler, Betsy Jo. “At first we would just put the kids in there…
Robert E. Lee Road – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.29.19 Tampa residents are more divided than ever as the city might have fallen prey to a deviation in our conceivable timeline or what is colloquially known as “The Mandela Effect.” Conspiracy theorists from all over the world are traveling to our beloved city with their…
Wesley Chapel Honda – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.28.19 If you’re looking for a new car and you live in the Wesley Chapel area, you might be in for a pretty great deal…especially if you’re white! Self-declared entrepreneur and renowned Libertarian Party donor, Chet Chadwick, has recently started a new program that awards people with…
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.27.19 During a recent press planning meeting, Tampa News Force (TNF) contemplated ending it all and effectively stopping all publishing of new stories. “I can’t take it anymore,” said TNF editor Josh Santos. “These articles get real long and pointless. I spend a lot of time…
West Soho – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.26.19 Going into effect next Monday, the public consumption of alcohol will become illegal past 9 P.M. city-wide. Citizens will still be allowed to purchase alcohol at anytime and drink it at home, however the consumption and sale of alcohol at bars and clubs will become illegal past…
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 6.26.19 In a major league baseball first, the Tampa Bay rays will become the first full-time traveling team, making every game a home game in a Harlem Globetrotters fashion. The team will still officially remain the “Tampa Rays,” however when they’re in other cities they will adapt that…
St. Pete Beach – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 6.26.19 The entire cast of Floribama Shore has contracted Hepatitis-C while filming their new season in St. Pete beach. The cast is blaming it on a restaurant they frequented, however the restaurant is claiming that the cast of Floribama Shore already had it because, “They’re gross.” “They…
Tampa History Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.25.19 While doing routine cleaning of an artifacts display, a Tampa History Center employee was possessed by an ancient spirit that escaped from a broken vase. The ancient spirit granted the employee, Jake Boogie, the knowledge necessary to read and translate the symbols hidden in the artifacts…