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Florida Teen Arrested for Calling Bomb Threat to Own Home Because of Online Learning
One teen is in custody today after the Tampa Police Department announced that they had received a call about a bomb inside a home in Carrolwood. Investigators say the call came from inside the home and was made by the teen in an attempt to get out of a very hard multiple-choice exam that was…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Raymond James Stadium – Tampa – Sunday, 4.27.2019 Raymond James Stadium has completed construction on a special “Walk the Plank” attraction, which will allow fans to experience what it is like to walk on an actual plank and be pushed off into a large pool of water. Peter the Pirate mascot will push patrons with…
Gifted Science Magic Charter School – Hillsborough County – Saturday 4.27.2019 Florida is set to become the first State to allow charter schools a chance to pick the students they want from graduating public school 8th graders. “We’ve realized that making every school in Florida an A+ school, takes a lot of work,” said Florida…
Clearwater Beach – Pinellas County – Friday, 4.26.2019 Seniors age 75 and older now have their very own section of beach where they are free to roam nude without facing any shame, thanks to Clearwater’s newest attraction, the Old Clam Nude Beach. Tucked away somewhere off that main road, right when you get to all…
Bear Creek Mountain Resort – Jefferson County, PA – Thursday, 4.25.2019 In an early press conference outside his home in Pennsylvania Thursday morning, Punxsutawney Phil officially challenged the champion, The Easter Bunny, hailing from Florida for the Holiday Rodent World Heavyweight Title. “Everyday since I can remember I’ve repeated the same tight schedule. Alarm goes…
Seffner Walmart – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 4.25.2019 It was reported that former president, Bill Clinton, was spotted holding-hands with mega-star and current wife of Nick Jonas, Priyonka Chopra, inside of a Seffner Walmart. “I’m pretty sure it was them!” said Miss Daisy, an old woman wearing big coke-bottle eye-glasses with the chain attached to…
Orient Road Jail Road Steakhouse – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 4.24.2019 The Tampa Police Department is currently seeking information on a wild pack of self-proclaimed climate change “Rebels” who are being accused of trespassing to clean up government property and planting hundreds of trees. “We have them on tape coming in here late at night…
Wright’s Gourmet House – Hillsborough County – Wednesday 4.24.2019 In spite of losing the Tampa mayoral run off election by a staggering margin, David Straz’s post-election party was still more fun than the soirée thrown by winner Jane Castor. “I’m a bajilionaire! Did you think we weren’t going to party tonight, no matter what?” asked…
Tampa News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 4.23.2019 After a long internal investigation, experts concluded that Tampa News Force, is fake news. The conclusion was determined after a close study of all of their previous articles and future intentions, it was deemed that the entire business was founded on the concept of “being…
David A. Straz, Jr. Center for the Performing Arts – Hillsborough County -Tuesday, 4.23.2019 In an unprecedented move, the new official and legally elected mayor, David Straz, has made Tampa great again within a mere matter of moments. “I said I was going to do it and I did it,” said Straz, towering over all,…
There’s an old gambling term known as “the hole”. It’s when some degenerate addicted to the endorphin rush realizes he’s so deep in the hole and blown enough money that the only option is to keep going, hit after hit and pray that sooner or later it will work out. Unfortunately it usually ends poorly.…