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Furries making a comeback, thanks to COVID-19
It’s no secret that safe sex has been a bit dicey since the COVID pandemic began earlier this year. New York City health officials even went so far as to recommend residents practice COVID-safe sex, through use of a “wall” (aka a glory hole). The porn industry seems to be particularly at risk for COVID…
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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
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Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Local and Community
Tampa Civic Center – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.11.19 Mayor Jane Castor has dissolved what is labeled “The Wrestlers Initiative,” a civic defense measure consisting of assembling and mobilizing WWE wrestlers who live in the Tampa Bay Area in case of a local emergency. “I found this folder when I was cleaning out some old…
Benches are one of the most common seating options in Tampa Bay and today we are counting down the Best ones you can plant your butt on #5 Ybor City Benches These things are perfect for sprawling face down on when you’re drunk and need to throw up as the slats allow vomit to flow…
There are many Walmarts in the Tampa Bay area, and you’re probably fine with going to the one closest to you. But Tampa News Force believes there is always a number one and today we are counting down the best Walmarts around 5 – Dale Mabry and I-275 This Walmart has its own entrance immediately…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 8.6.19 People who have unusual names are offended by being mentioned for comedic effect in Tampa News Force articles and they want the independent media outlet to cease and desist that practice immediately. “It’s extremely hurtful and insensitive,” says Gunny Downyu, who was recently portrayed as Tampa’s Chief…
Palin Compound – Hernando County – Monday, 8.5.19 Spring Hill is about to be invaded by a wild pack of Alaskans. Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has secretly purchased a home in Hernando County and plans to move in today. “It’s getting so darn cold up North now, and after our home got damaged in…
Maggiano’s – Hillsborough County – Monday, 8.5.19 Frederico Gorliani, a local Hillsborough county lawyer, has been avidly commenting to his friends about how surprised he is that Tampa News Force has not yet been sued by any of the companies they mention in their fake news articles. “I’m just honestly blown away.” Gorliani said. “I’ve…
Jo Jo’s Fro-yo – Pinellas County – Sunday, 8.4.19 In a seemingly out-of-character move, Florida’s Senator, Rick Scott has kicked a baby in the nuts during a ribbon cutting ceremony at a new Pinellas frozen yogurt shop. Scott had just morphed his right hand into a pair of sharp fleshy scissors, when an infant stumbled…
Hillsborough Avenue – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 8.4.19 For what would be the first time in over 30 years, a prostitute that could be considered physically attractive has allegedly been seen walking the streets of Tampa. “I couldn’t believe it,” says Seminole Heights resident Stephanie Powers who reported the sighting. “It was near the intersection…
Four Green Fields – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 8.3.19 In an effort to allow cops to sleep in more, Hillsborough County will begin enforcing a cop curfew effective from 9 PM to 5 AM. “This program has been long overdue,” said Tampa Police Chief Gunny Downyu at a recent press conference. “We hope this curfew…
Museum of Science & Industry – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 8.3.19 A local Tampa boy has fallen head-over-heels in love with a hologram of Mike Pence during a recent field trip to Tampa’s Museum of Science and Industry (MOSI). Stanie Wallace, 8, ran away from his field trip group to hang out in the Hall…