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Tampa Zoo to deploy controversial new advertising slogan: “What exactly do you think happens to the animals if you stop coming here?”
ZooTampa At Lowry Park, Tampa Bay’s local zoo, has stirred up recent controversy with is recent campaign: “What exactly do you think happens to the animals if you stop coming here?”. Critics claim the slogan elicits fear on behalf of the animals. Here’s what Tampa Bay zoo visitors have to say:One local visitor to the…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Pinellas County’s newest Hawaiian Ice store is a hit with adults and teens alike. Hawaiian Vape and Ice, formerly called Vapor, on S. Fort Harrison Ave. in Clearwater has lines extending past the Fort Harrison Hotel. “It’s amazing, they have revitalized downtown Clearwater,” said longtime Scientologist Ronald Dreamer. Hawaiian Vape owner, Richard Cranium, claims it’s…
A giant roof which spans 12 blocks long and 6 blocks wide has been installed over Ybor City centrally located above Centro Ybor. The roof is 150 feet high covering even some parts of the Selmon expressway. The roof is lined with dozens of rows of solar panels, using the energy to power the lights…
During a heated community meeting, Jane Castor was under intense pressure to lose her cool. “I’ve had my fair share of dealing with egos and attitudes,” said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “I took a deep breath, listened to what these folks had to say and we discussed everything in a civil manner.” During the community…
As an all new part of the “fuck the readers” program, Tampa News Force will now be openly combating haters in the comments section of the website. Due to the impending doom of the company itself, Tampa News Force will no longer be putting any effort into it’s posts, and in fact will be outwardly…
The Tampa Sports Authority, an independent special district responsible for the management of Raymond James Stadium, three city golf courses and the Tournament Sportsplex of Tampa Bay as well as serving as the landlord for George Steinbrenner Field and Amalie Arena, has announced the introduction of a new mascot, tasked with the purpose of motivating…
Following in the tracks (ha ha!) of several highly successful dog bars, such as Dog Bar, St. Petersburg is now getting its first feral scavenger bar. “Welcome to Critterz!” Says owner Wesley Truckard enthusiastically. “The bar for varmints and the people who love them.” Located on Central Avenue near Tropicana Field in the busy and…
A bill passed granting tax breaks to Floridians, based on how far they are from the beach. Citizens who live directly on the beach will pay a flat tax of 20% where as every mile you live from the beach, your taxes go down by 1%, to the point where if you live 20+ miles…
An eight-year-old is in custody after allegedly stabbing Dodger McGavins while he waited in the checkout line of his local Publix today. “That man was wearing a ‘Make American Great Again’ (MAGA) hat, but he was wearing it ironically and with a shirt that said ‘Lock Him Up!’” Said the child, whose name is being…
Larry Gavelle, a clerk of some sort was hurled through a window on the 38th floor of the 100 North Tampa Building by a disgruntled co-worker, resulting in his death by colliding with Ashley Drive at high speed. The murderer, who confessed immediately, is Gavelle’s co-worker Stephen Klurrzh. “Yeah, I killed him. I just wish I’d…
On Halloween, a haunted Zion cemetery-themed attraction will be held in Robles park, inspired by the real events of the missing 400 people lost in the Zion cemetery. “We thought it would be a good way to remind people of the atrocities which took place here while also providing fun entertainment for the children on…