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Clearwater man might be too ok with wife’s relationship with gay friend
“They’re constantly play-wrestling and stuff. I’d be nervous if Roberto weren’t gay! Sometimes he slaps her on the ass, tells her how much he likes her tits and calls her a bitch which is something gay guys do all the time, I guess. I could never do that!”
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West Tampa – Hillsborough County – Thursday 4.11.2019 As expansion continues on Tampa’s Seminole Hard Rock Casino, owners have decided to rebrand and change the name. “We have everything Vegas has except legal prostitution, but it’s not illegal if you don’t get caught,” chuckled one employee as he put a cigarette out on a cocktail…
Amalie Arena – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 4.10.2019 In an honestly, pretty funny, turn of events on Saturday, the Women’s Final Four basketball match-up between the Connecticut Huskies and the Milwaukee Brewers turned into a pillow fight halfway through the 3rd quarter. “I’ve never seen anything like this,” said Milwaukee head coach Finnegan Stanley. “These…
Tampa Community Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.9.2019 After many years of continuous planning and drafting, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) has finalized a plan that will see Interstate 275 triple in size. “We’ve gotten every single suggestion imaginable when it comes to fixing the traffic in Tampa,” says FDOT Planning and Research…
Downtown St. Petersburg – Pinellas County – Monday, 4.8.2019 Following a strongly worded email that was sent to local government officials by the Vatican, St. Petersburg has officially had its Sainthood revoked. Citing issues of “excessive drug use, but like in an openly obnoxious way not even trying to be discreet,” and a surprisingly long…
Tampa Premium Outlets – Hillsborough County – 4.7.2019 Cracker Barrel recently announced it will build the biggest restaurant and gift shop in its franchise somewhere in Tampa, but they can’t decide between Lutz and Land’O Lakes. “We think we deserve it more,” says Lutz Mayor Carlos Whetherford. “We technically have the Wal-Mart but when I…
CBD Game Cafe – Pinellas County – Saturday, 4.6.2019 The question of ‘can you chain smoke a bong?’ is finally being answered in the living room of a local mans house in Saint Petersburg. “My friends don’t think it’s possible,” said Ray Martinez, 26, who owns his own one-bedroom home. “I tell them it is…
Peter O. Knight Airport – Hillsborough County – Friday 4.5.2019 In a very confusing move that is concerning many locals, Tampa’s local government has issued a strict passport policy for anyone flying to the city. “After what happened with Davis Island and Harbor Island seceding, we can’t be too sure about anyone,” said Tampa City…
Monday 4.1.2019 Tampa News Force took over the WFLA NBC Channel 8 Morning News for April Fools Day. Check out the special report by Lila Gross, Tampa Bay comedians crack jokes for April Fools Day.
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Thursday 4.4.2019 In a stunning move by the Tampa Bay Rays, General Manager and Vice President of Baseball Operations, Erik Neander has signed 10,000 homeless people to three year contracts in order to give the illusion of more fans. “This is a huge day for our organization. Obviously the…
Tampa Towers – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 4.3.2019 One of the two “Tampa Towers” in Tampa’s Channel District will now become a full-time 40-story dance club, according to an official statement from the “Tampa Towers” realty office. “Due to a strange turn of events, and a lack of rentals in one of our towers, the…