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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Moon Lake Acres – Pasco County – Friday, 5.10.19 A woman in Pasco County has been arrested on felony assault charges after breaking into a police officers home and vaccinating him in his sleep. Heather Portabello, the woman in custody, apparently broke into the officers home around 2:30 am with a hypodermic needle full of…
For many years now, Tampa has been a hot bed of comedy open mics. While still not the most popular entertainment option, comedy open mics occur nearly every night of the week. This is our list of the top ones: 10. Brandy’s This now leveled lot in St. Pete, used to be an exuberant trailer…
Florida Governor’s Mansion – Leon County – Friday, 5.10.2019 Florida Governor Ron DeSantis signed a bill today banning teachers from carrying tasers in public schools. After signing a bill allowing teachers to carry a gun if they pass a course, the Florida government decided to ban teachers from carrying a taser. “What if a child…
Bay County Elementary School – Bay County – Thursday, 5.9.2019 Mrs. Ellison’s first grade class at Bay County Elementary School received a surprise visit from Florida Senator, Rick Scott, who stopped in for a brief photo-op book reading with the children. After reading a few chapters from Judith Krantz’s 1990 novel, Dazzle, Scott got up…
Busch Gardens – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.9.2019 To capitalize on the old woman being arrested at Disney for carrying CBD oil for her arthritis, Busch Gardens has announced it will allow all forms of CBD in the park. Along with the new rules, guests will be permitted to bring any ‘bongs’ or ‘drug paraphernalia’…
Nearly a decade ago, Tampa wasn’t nearly as gentrified as it is today. If Tampa wants to continue its trajectory towards becoming the ‘Next Greatest City in America’, it needs to fix these locations that Tampa News Force has recognized as places that still require a little more gentrification to make it comfortable for rich…
Golden Corral – Bay County – Thursday, 5.9.2019 Citing the notes he prepared for his meeting, Florida Senator Rick Scott asked the president to forcibly remove the leader of Venezuela and install the freshman senator as leader of the country. “I speak Spanish, I was governor of Florida and with my help, Venezuela could become…
The Hard Rock Casino in Tampa is one of the biggest in the world thanks to its wide assortment of slot machines. Tampa News Force went ahead and tried all of them and ranked them here, for you: 5. Willy Wonka Normally I’d say stay away from the movie gimmick machines, because they’re usually the…
Woodland Reserve – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 5.7.2019 Florida Senator Rick Scott accepted the award for ‘Best Dick Pic’ today at the 68th annual Florida Boat Club Magazine Awards. “I don’t believe I have ever even taken a ‘Dick Pic’,” Scott said while reluctantly accepting the award. “I do however love being here in Florida,…
There are many roads and highways in the state of Florida, but how many of them are truly walkable? Check out our list of the top walkwable highways. 5. Bayside Bridge (The one between St Pete and Clearwater) If you’re unfortunate enough to have your tire pop on this road, at least you’re fortunate enough…