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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
NFL Officially Designates New Position
After years of contributions from lovable big guys, the National Football League (NFL) has designated Lovable Big Guy (LGB) an official position effective immediately. A template perfected by William “Refrigerator” Perry of the Chicago Bears in 1985 of oversized defensive linemen being used in certain offensive situations has been adapted by various teams over the…
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Tampa Couple Makes Mashed Potatoes for Trunksgiving
Bob and Carol Tednalice of Tampa, inspired by how much fun they had this year with their first time participating in Trunk-or-Treat, the Halloween tradition where participants decorate their cars’ trunks with Halloween themes and pass out candy to children, are hoping to continue the fun with Trunksgiving. “We had heard of Trunk-or-Treat but didn’t…
Finally freed from the constraints of a conservatorship that restricted her access to her finances and even basic life decisions, among the first things pop star Britney Spears had planned on doing was visiting Clearwater to visit Winter the Dolphin. “The ‘Dolphin Tale’ movies were among the few I was ever allowed to watch,” said…
Dorothy Sterns, a sweet 97-year-old great-great grandmother from St. Petersburg was disqualified mid-race from the Annual Gobble Gobble Autumnal Wobble Fun Run sponsored by Boost Mobile earlier this morning. A race official who declined to give his name, which is Bill Wergersworth as indicated by the name tag he was wearing stated that Ms. Sterns…
Tampa’s Riverwalk is currently undergoing its biggest transformation, with numerous projects currently blocking pedestrians from enjoying it. “Everyone loves Riverwalk, and in a few years, I think people are going to love it even more.” Said Tampa City Planner, Morgan Tsipar. As part of the master plan, Riverwalk’s Curtis Hixon Park will feature a first-of-its-kind…
Dean Bipscomb of Brandon was at the Buccaneers game in Washington Sunday, which the Bucs lost 29-19, and he was able to get his hands on the ball quarterback Tom Brady threw for the 607th touchdown of his career, a souvenir he hopes to parlay into a bevy of rewards and prizes. “If the 600th…
Mayor Jane Castor has enacted gaylight savings time, a program in which gay people will bottle their inner light to help counteract the earlier night time cause by daylight savings time. “We all have a special light inside of us.” Said Castor to a crowd of onlookers gathered at the riverwalk of Curtis Hixon Park.…
Morgan Freeman, star of the Dolphin Tale movie franchise will be paying respects to its star this week by speaking at Winter the dolphin’s funeral. “I love that dolphin.” Said Freeman. “I said it in the movie, and I mean it in real life.” He laughed, recollecting all the memories he shared with the handicapped…
Senator Scott has finally broke his silence on his son’s tragic Afroworld concert which took place in Houston two weeks ago. “Yes, he’s a rowdy boy,” Scott said shaking his head and looking down. “But he’s a good boy!” Scott shook his finger highly while raising his tone sternly. “Sure people died, and people think…
5. Chic-fil-a It’s hard to get a meal here sometimes because it’s so busy. They also don’t like gay people very much! 4. Taco Bell Seemingly the only place to get food past 2am anymore, Taco Bell comes in at number four on our list. What kind of meat is in that burrito? Who knows!?…
ESPN, the once self-described “Worldwide Leader in Sports”, is launching yet another show consisting of a man yelling his opinions about the world of sports into a camera “We were going to call it ‘Hot Balls’ or ‘The Crunch Zone’ or ‘Crunch Balls’ or something like that”, said ESPN regional producer Curtis Teebox. “But I’m…
TAMPA, FL — The December 18th bout at Amalie Arena between Jake Paul (Logan’s brother) and Tommy Fury (Tyson’s brother) just got a bit more interesting, as former Buccaneers head coach, Jon Gruden, signed a deal to fight current Lightning mascot, ThunderBug. “I’ll tell you what man, I don’t like that bug, man,” Gruden said…