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Tampa Man Chews Off His Own Arm in FrustrationĀ
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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday.āGovernor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,ā said spokesperson Katie Beatty. āHe always gets involved at this level when…
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USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
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Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
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Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
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Temple Terrace Manās Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
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Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 Citing an extensive list of breweries and craft distilleries within driving distance from each other, Drink Time Magazine has named Tampa the best city in the world to get black out drunk. “I’ve gotten pretty messed up in plenty of towns, especially around Florida,” said Drink Time…
Tampa News Force Headquarters -Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.5.2019 In an unprecedented move, Tampa News Force has bought the Disney Corporation straight out with cash during a mob-style meeting that lasted about 30 minutes in the Deltona airport. āLetās just say I had some compromising material against them!ā Said Tampa News Force Shadow Owner, David…
Pensacola Town Hall – Escambia County – Tuesday, 5.4.2019 While leaving a town hall today, Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz was pelted by supporters with water ballons full of human and pig semen. “Any regular person who receives this kind of treatment would be outraged,” said Gaetz while licking some of the semen off his face, “But…
Tampa Science Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.4.19 Around 9pm last Friday night at the Tampa Science Center, local bioengineer technician Will Thrust discovered a potato. āI found a potato,ā said Thrust. āHe did,ā said his lab partner, fellow chemical radiographer, Jet Presley. āWe were walking out back, when Will tripped over something.” āYea,ā…
Woodland High – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.3.19 A Hillsborough County teacher accidentally dropped a firearm in class today, shooting a student who turned out to be a school shooter. An 11th grade geometry teacher at Woodland High was in the middle of his third period lesson when his 44. Magnum dropped from the holster…
There are many times in life where we all need to learn to shut the fuck up, but today we want to go over the top 5 places that specifically call for people to shut the fuck up. 5. Comedy Shows If youāre at a comedy show, shut the fuck up. Itās not your time…
Key Largo – Monroe County – Saturday, 6.1.2019 Remember Luke Halpin? Neither do we! Anyway, here’s a picture of him. Luke Halpin was evidently in the hit TV show, Flipper. Apparently this is supposed to make me feel old, but honestly, I already felt old for watching a black and white TV show growing up. …
Carrolwood Apartments – Hillsborough County – Friday, 5.31.2019 A Tampa teen is being hailed as a hero for thwarting Russian hacking attempts today. “I was doing one of my regular local government site checks and saw a group of Russian hackers cybering on an open port,” said 16-year-old hacker Mikey “SweetWhips69” Paulo. “It was my…
One Buc Place – Tampa – Thursday, 5.30.19 Tampa Bay Buccaneers head coach Bruce Arians has quit his coaching position suddenly amongst frustrations citing, āLack of comprehension from the team on every level,ā and āGeneral unhappiness and anger.ā āThese boys donāt want to play!ā Shouted Arians from the back of a golf cart. āI draw…
Florida State Fairgrounds – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.30.2019 In an attempt to get more people to attend games, the Tampa Bay Rays have officially announced that they have secretly converted Tropicana Field into a food truck and will soon begin touring the state of Florida. “I was watching that movie Mortal Engines with my…