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Coyotes want harassment in Pinellas County to stop
Coyotes, which have been a fixture in Pinellas County since the 1970s, are tired of being harassed and want government officials to enact hate crime laws in their defense.“We’re just like anybody else who’s moved here from somewhere else,” says a coyote. “We’re looking for a place where we can enjoy the climate, raise our…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Four Green Fields – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 8.3.19 In an effort to allow cops to sleep in more, Hillsborough County will begin enforcing a cop curfew effective from 9 PM to 5 AM. “This program has been long overdue,” said Tampa Police Chief Gunny Downyu at a recent press conference. “We hope this curfew…
Museum of Science & Industry – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 8.3.19 A local Tampa boy has fallen head-over-heels in love with a hologram of Mike Pence during a recent field trip to Tampa’s Museum of Science and Industry (MOSI). Stanie Wallace, 8, ran away from his field trip group to hang out in the Hall…
Tampa International Airport – Hillsborough County – Friday, 8.2.19 The Tampa International Airport has announced plans to begin the “Young Pilots Exchange Program” which will give young children who have shown interest in aviation the opportunity to take flight and pilot a real commercial aircraft throughout the month of August. The application process was part…
Steve’s House – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 8.1.19 A Tampa man is in critical condition after attempting to teleport himself into the future to visit the new Universal Orlando Resort. Lyan Myrassuf, a 19-year-old USF engineering student, got very excited when he heard the announcement that Universal was opening a new theme park. Myrassuf was…
Disney World – Orange County – Thursday, 8.1.19 Tampa teenager, Matthaus Washimton, thought his parents had forgot to pick him up from school today. “My dad said he was going to teach me how to drive one of these weekends when he’s not busy,” said Washimton. “I used the location share on my phone to…
Sulfur Springs Water Tower – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 8.1.19 Two of the hottest stars in the music world, Camila Cabello and Shawn Mendes, have been spicing up their love life while on their trip through Florida. New reports show the famous pair, who were recently captured on cell phone video kissing in public, have…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.31.19 Meteorologist are warning Tampa residents to stay indoors after a dark psychic force was detected above Tampa. “I was tending to my own business when a group of elderly white men came up and started yelling at me to go back to my country,” said small business…
Pop n Son’s – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.31.19 Gary Obover had his breakfast at Pop n Son’s Diner ruined Sunday morning with the arrival of the Anderson family, specifically 15-year-old Danny Anderson, who tends to walk around with a stupid look on his face. “Jesus, look at this winner”, Obover said as the Anderson family waited…
Lowry Park Zoo – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.30.19 In an effort to become more environmentally friendly, the Lowry Park Zoo has removed all cages, giving all animals to roam freely with the guests. Birds, monkeys, tigers, rhinos, giraffes, snakes, and more are now completely accessible at all times, offering hands on experiences to anyone…
One Bus Place – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.30.19 Having completed their pre-season scouting reports on all 32 NFL teams, theologians agree that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have “a snowball’s chance in hell” of winning Super Bowl LIV, to be played in Miami next February. As bleak as that prospect seems taken at face value,…