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Sarah Palin buys home in Hernando County
Palin Compound – Hernando County – Monday, 8.5.19Spring Hill is about to be invaded by a wild pack of Alaskans. Former vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin has secretly purchased a home in Hernando County and plans to move in today.“It’s getting so darn cold up North now, and after our home got damaged in that earthquake…
Breaking News
Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Following close on the heels of the announcement of the new Tesla Cybertruck, the innovative company that has made a name for itself by providing sustainable energy solutions is not slowing down. On Sunday morning they announced plans to partner with popular electric scooter company Bird to produce a Cyberscooter. During a press conference held…
The combination micro brewery/tennis complex, “Pete’s Tennis Lounge” in west Pinellas county, has lost its liquor license after numerous instances of the establishment being caught selling alcohol to minors. The venue which has only been open for two months, has been the cause of ongoing controversy, as it’s the first local tennis court/full-liquor bar, drawing…
Reggie Svelverson of Pinellas Park has been named “Man of the Year” by the Tampa Bay Awards Department company, based entirely on the fact that he isn’t a huge, steaming piece of crap. Doug Plook, one of the voting members of the committee says, “Every year for the last few, it’s been getting harder and…
Henreich Von Pluto, local resident of Seminole Heights, has recently been suffering from his own uncontrollable negative thoughts, according to a report from Pluto’s public relations team. “He’s become paralyzed with his own thoughts.” Reads the statement, which was released on all of Pluto’s social media. “His inner turmoil has reached new peaks every waking…
A festive holiday attraction designed to entertain families is offering discounts to customers due to a typo on their sign. “It’s just one of those things that happens. Nobody’s perfect, after all,” says proprietor Dale Chalk. “The printer felt just awful about it and refunded the money we paid for the sign. So we figured,…
The Tampa News Force organization has been shadow banned on all social media according to new findings amongst the TNF developmental team. “It doesn’t make sense.” Claims senior marketing strategist Melton Fury. “I’ve been working with the company for a year now, and it’s only gotten less and less popular as time goes by.” Fury…
Mayor Jane Castor is receiving some criticism for pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey with verified ties to the terrorist organization known as ISIS. “Image is everything and it’s a very bad look for the leader of our city. Why in the world would we ever associate our community in any way with a bunch of bloodthirsty…
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In light of recent events taking place on a national scale, local independent creeps are struggling to maintain their relevancy. “Everybody is all infatuated with this Epstein fella and other high profile individuals like millionaires, politicians and clergy,” says Gary Prumer, a self-identifying pervert in Largo who smells like oil. “Meanwhile, we’re out here in…
As the new praying in schools laws take effect, Hillsborough county is one of the first counties in the country to monetize the programs, having the teachers designate their prayers to a sponsor. “For example, before class begins I will say something like, ‘Alright children, let us now bow our heads for the Best Buy…