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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
NFL Approves Enhanced Head Injury Prevention Measure
Something that makes players safe AND more adorable sounds pretty good 🏈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 5.26.2019 The National Organization of Smelling Enforcement (NOSE) has ranked Tampa among the best smelling cities in the world. “Once your nostrils get accustomed to the humidity, the things you can smell in this town are unbelievable,” said NOSE Official City Sniffer, Laura Grenie. “I can count all…
Tampa Neighborhood Park – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 5.25.2019 A neighborhood police BBQ turned up the heat to 11 today after one of the officers manning the grill was accused of giving most of the food to homeless people. “We told them last night to clear out the park so we could set up for…
Tampa is one of the top destinations in the entire world, and according to a recent internal survey, 80% of Tampa likes to get laid. So today we are counting down the best places to get it! 5. Beach People love having sex on the beach! Trust me! Not only do I see it, and…
Upper-West Soho – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.23.19 A new tanning salon in Hyde Park has opened featuring no roof, leaving guests exposed to the natural sun. Some are calling it a scam, others are calling it genius. The creators have called it “Soho Natural Tan.” It’s a vintage two-story brothel that’s converted into an…
Rick Scott Tampa Office Branch – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 5.22.2019 Let me be the first to admit that I have not completed watching the Game of Thrones (GOT) series, but I have made it halfway through season six and (SPOILER ALERT) Senator Rick Scott, who made his millions defrauding Medicare and then in turn…
You’re young, wealthy, bored and a sociopath. Of course you’re going to want to hunt human beings as prey. But where are the best places in Tampa Bay to engage in such a pursuit? Scroll down, dummy; here is a list of the five best. (NOTE: This is written with the assumption that you have…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 5.21.201 Mayor Jane Castor and many others attended a groundbreaking ceremony today for one of the most anticipated additions to the Old Water Street development project, the Super Technological Florida University (STFU). As part of an initiative to produce the most technologically advanced class of students, STFU will…
Citizens of the Tampa area are blessed with perfect weather nearly every single day. Having one of the world’s premiere vacation locations in our backyard can spoil a person’s sense of wonder if they don’t take frequent nature breaks to fully appreciate where they are in life. When you have a day off and want…
Hotel District – Hillsborough County – Monday, 5.20.19 To compete with the Gen X bar phenomena, a new millennial themed bar has opened, featuring various items from the childhood of a millennial. While Gen X showcases things like a giant pile of TV’s with a Super Nintendo connected, just like we all had, the millennial…
East Cass – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 5.19.19 “Bugs Co.” Food truck corporation was officially confiscated by the police, late Sunday morning, when it was caught selling fried and live love bugs by the dozen on a stick from the front of their truck. Literally out the hood of their truck, they were parked and…