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Craft beer cans to feature single men
A craft brewery in Seminole Heights is helping single men meet someone special.
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
St. Nicholas Church – Wesley Chapel The St. Nicholas Church of Westley Chapel has come under scrutiny after their pastor has started blessing patrons’ guns during his Sunday services. Deacon Klenn Michaels, the head pastor who has been preaching at St. Nick’s for over 15 years, just recently had the idea to begin blessing guns. …
You can look to the stars for guidance, but make sure there isn’t any oncoming traffic you are about to walk into. Leo Hey you! Yeah you. Just shut up already. You talk entirely too much. Virgo You are very virtuous. Virtuous is boring. Go crazy. Let your inner floozy shine! Libra Much the opposite…
Tastee’s Diner – Carrollwood – Sunday, 7.23.19 A new swingers buffet opened in Carrollwood and it’s sent the neighborhood in a tizzy. Yum Yum’s Happy Diner a.k.a. “Tastee’s Diner” has opened its first franchise in Tampa, and they’ve chosen Carrollwood due to its promiscuous nature. Carrollwood locals are intrigued because they love the idea of…
American Gun & Pawn – Hernando County – Sunday, 7.28.19 Hello Hernando County Commissioner, Steve Champion. My name is Josh Santos, I’m a reporter for Tampa News Force. As you very well know, you’ve blocked me. Many people are mad that you don’t care about silencing your critics, but I get it. I was kind…
Hillsborough County Public Administration – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.27 Hillsborough County employs nearly 10,000 people in over 500 different positions and from now on, each of those employees will be assigned to individual tax-paying county residents. “I got the idea when I was sitting outside the County Center eating a ham sandwich for lunch,”…
Oxford Exchange – Hillsborough County – 7.26.19 The Oxford Exchange is now offering a free small cup of coffee to anyone who shows their breasts. As part of a promotion for national breast health awareness month, the community dining co-op will now allow patrons the opportunity to present their mammaries in exchange for a gratis…
Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.26.19 After a recent hard knock to the head, Senator Rick Scott has decided there is more to life than having immeasurable wealth. “I found happiness through defrauding taxpayers with a Medicaid scam that made me a millionaire,” said Scott who used his fraud money to…
Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…
Clearwater Beach – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 In response to numerous reports of people contracting flesh-eating bacteria at beaches along Florida’s west coast and how those reports could negatively impact the tourist industry, the state’s convention and visitors bureau is adding “fun” flavors to the Gulf of Mexico’s water. “Coming into contact with Necrotizing…
Florida Neighborhood – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 A sleepwalking cop in Pinellas County accidentally discharged his firearm towards a black child at 6:46 am in front of the boys’ home. Officer Gentle was in a sleepwalking daze, when he came across a young African American boy who was taking out the trash before school.…