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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Tampa City Council – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.18.19 During a livestream of a recent meeting between the Hillsborough County Board of County Commissioners, elected official Stacy White was captured in the moment eating his own used tampon. “I swear I thought they said that we were on pause and that nothing was being broadcasted,”…
Florida Avenue – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 7.17.19 Marco Scrivener, a driver for made-up wholesale food distributor Sunnysco, was accosted in Seminole Heights Monday afternoon. “I was at a red light and this fella came up to the truck and started shouting an order at me,” Scrivener said. “The trailer has a big picture of…
Tampa Bay Downs – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.16.19 Sunday, June 30th marked the Third Annual Tampa Bay Corgi Races at the Tampa Bay Downs. This event replaces horses with corgis for an all-out 50 yard-sprint for the furry competitors to crown the ‘Fastest Corgi in Tampa.’ Wet-nosed woofles gathered from all around the Tampa Bay…
Nebraska Avenue – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.16.19 In a landmark decision, the Tampa City Council passed a bill legalizing prostitution on Nebraska Avenue. In a 5-4 vote, it is now legal to peddle sexual favors on the street of Nebraska Avenue, 24-hours a day. “It was just a logical move.” Said city council chairman,…
The Loftvue – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.15.19 After waking up and smoking pot, Democrat Eustace Mercado fixed himself up a microwaved breakfast biscuit and began watching CNN on his television. “I work just enough hours a week to afford rent, cable and enough pot to keep me in this endless cycle,” said Mercado who…
With the political climate being what it is, a sure fire way to find yourself in a scandal is to have old footage resurface showing insensitive or inappropriate behavior. That is exactly the situation Sen. Rick Scott has found himself in after old photos have been brought to light. The photos in question show the…
Florida Detention Center – Hillsborough County – 7.13.19 During a recent tour of a for-profit facility that houses detained migrant children, Florida Senator Marco Rubio praised the facilities bathroom. “After hearing about the awful conditions these children have been kept in, I wanted to see what all the fuss was about,” Rubio said while sipping…
Tampa City Hall – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.12.19 Lesbian Mayor magazine recently named Tampa’s own Jane Castor as the hottest mayor in the country. The competition was done on an instagram voting system, where users would “like” pictures of the lesbian mayor candidates, and after a 3-week runoff, Jane Castor narrowly beat Lori Lightfoot…
Water Street Tampa – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.11.19 The Tampa Water street development got a new update as there will now be plans to erect a dubstep hall of fame which will be attached to the new USF medical building. The bid for the addition came in late Wednesday evening after Tampa won the…
Tampa General Hospital – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.11.19 A local Tampa man was scared today after reading on a fake news website that ‘Medicare for All’ would make him poor. “I got that internet thing as part of a package deal with my cable company,” said Doug Barr, “I only trust what my TV…