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Stripper sells tits for crack
A Tampa Heights stripper was caught selling her fake breasts for crack cocaine during a police sting operation. Barnetha Baily was recently released from her shift at Swingling’s Gentlemen’s Club, when she stopped at the overpass on Columbus, and attempted to cut her own breast implants out with a knife, to trade them for a…
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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
Sports
USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
Do you launch into a relentless stream of slurs when rooting for your favorite sport? 🏈🐂
Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
Does this song being included at sporting events bother you?
Arts and Entertainment
Billboard for Newest Busch Gardens Attraction is Newest Busch Gardens Attraction
Are you going to ride it? 🎢
Government
Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
Do you think this will make Florida’s state parks better?
Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
This is a developing situation
Local and Community
Arrival of New Old Lady Disrupts Retirement Center Social Scene
It would appear that not everybody loves the new gal.
Amalie Arena – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 4.10.2019 In an honestly, pretty funny, turn of events on Saturday, the Women’s Final Four basketball match-up between the Connecticut Huskies and the Milwaukee Brewers turned into a pillow fight halfway through the 3rd quarter. “I’ve never seen anything like this,” said Milwaukee head coach Finnegan Stanley. “These…
Tampa Community Center – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.9.2019 After many years of continuous planning and drafting, the Florida Department of Transportation (FDOT) has finalized a plan that will see Interstate 275 triple in size. “We’ve gotten every single suggestion imaginable when it comes to fixing the traffic in Tampa,” says FDOT Planning and Research…
Downtown St. Petersburg – Pinellas County – Monday, 4.8.2019 Following a strongly worded email that was sent to local government officials by the Vatican, St. Petersburg has officially had its Sainthood revoked. Citing issues of “excessive drug use, but like in an openly obnoxious way not even trying to be discreet,” and a surprisingly long…
Tampa Premium Outlets – Hillsborough County – 4.7.2019 Cracker Barrel recently announced it will build the biggest restaurant and gift shop in its franchise somewhere in Tampa, but they can’t decide between Lutz and Land’O Lakes. “We think we deserve it more,” says Lutz Mayor Carlos Whetherford. “We technically have the Wal-Mart but when I…
CBD Game Cafe – Pinellas County – Saturday, 4.6.2019 The question of ‘can you chain smoke a bong?’ is finally being answered in the living room of a local mans house in Saint Petersburg. “My friends don’t think it’s possible,” said Ray Martinez, 26, who owns his own one-bedroom home. “I tell them it is…
Peter O. Knight Airport – Hillsborough County – Friday 4.5.2019 In a very confusing move that is concerning many locals, Tampa’s local government has issued a strict passport policy for anyone flying to the city. “After what happened with Davis Island and Harbor Island seceding, we can’t be too sure about anyone,” said Tampa City…
Monday 4.1.2019 Tampa News Force took over the WFLA NBC Channel 8 Morning News for April Fools Day. Check out the special report by Lila Gross, Tampa Bay comedians crack jokes for April Fools Day.
Tropicana Field – Pinellas County – Thursday 4.4.2019 In a stunning move by the Tampa Bay Rays, General Manager and Vice President of Baseball Operations, Erik Neander has signed 10,000 homeless people to three year contracts in order to give the illusion of more fans. “This is a huge day for our organization. Obviously the…
Tampa Towers – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 4.3.2019 One of the two “Tampa Towers” in Tampa’s Channel District will now become a full-time 40-story dance club, according to an official statement from the “Tampa Towers” realty office. “Due to a strange turn of events, and a lack of rentals in one of our towers, the…
Raymond James Stadium – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.2.2019 After finishing their second season in a row with a record of 5 wins and 11 losses, the Bucs are setting their sights on something greater. “I think we could easily lose every game on the schedule this season,” boasts Tampa Bay’s new head coach Bruce…