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Tampa Doctor Honored for Prescribing the Most Fentanyl

A Tampa General Hospital doctor was honored today at a ceremony held at the Downtown Tampa Hilton Hotel for the 13th Annual Drug and Medicine Awards.Dr. Bigdler Funyon was presented with a three foot statue of a bottle of pills and a gift certificate to Wendy’s for prescribing the most fentanyl in the state of…

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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists

How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️

DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…

Nick Fuentes Receives Thanks

By Clark Brooks | November 11, 2024

It’s nice that other men are reaching out

Sports

Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training

When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…

Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium

Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️

Rays Fan Bluff Called

By Clark Brooks | November 16, 2024

No trips across those pesky bridges THIS season, Tampa-based Rays fans! ⚾️🧢

David Straz campaign accidentally changes slogan to ‘How much money do you fuckboys want?’

By Josh Santos | March 18, 2019

Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Monday 3.18.2019 While the Tampa mayoral runoff is still weeks away, candidate David Straz has received some swift criticism for a small error that led to accidentally changing the slogan to his campaign. “We don’t know who changed it, or why it said that when we printed it,” says…

Tampa Bay changes name to “Tempura Bay”

By John Jacobs | March 17, 2019

Bayshore – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 3.17.2019 During a special promotion from NoHo Sushi, the entire Tampa Bay will be turned into a tempura oil fryer, and citizens will have the opportunity to toss whatever they want into the bay and have it instantly tempura fried. “This is the best promotion I’ve ever been to,…

Extreme Coffee Shop Makeover Consists of Board Games

By Clark Brooks | March 16, 2019

Temple Terrace – Hillsborough County – Saturday 3.16.2019 ‘Dark & Brewed-ing’ a struggling coffee shop in Temple Terrace is a recent beneficiary of an extreme makeover from a reality TV show.  “The coffee shop biz is super-competitive and we just weren’t making it,” says owner Jan Yutzberg. “We have a variety of exotic coffee blends,…

Citizens Encouraged to Dump Alcohol in River for St. Patricks Day

By John Jacobs | March 15, 2019

Hillsborough River – Tampa – Friday, 3.15.2019 In order for the Hillsborough river to become drinkable alcohol in time for St. Patricks Day, the city has urged citizens to dump any and all alcohol they have into the Hillsborough River. “If enough people, dump enough alcohol into the river, it will be drinkable, as the…

Hillsborough River to be dyed green from trash in honor of St. Patrick’s day

By Cara Millburg | March 15, 2019

Riverwalk – Hillsborough County – Friday, 3.15.2019 Mayor of Tampa, Bob Buckhorn, announced that due to budget cuts the Hillsborough River will have to be dyed green with ordinary household trash in honor of St. Patrick’s day. The City of Tampa is asking residents to bring their loose and bagged trash Downtown for the festival…

State-of-the-art Clown College breaks ground on Water Street

By Josh Santos | March 14, 2019

Water Street – Hillsborough County – Thursday 3.14.2019 As construction continues on Jeff Vinik’s vision for Downtown Tampa, one of the most anticipated additions to Tampa’s skyline breaks ground. “Unlike the other schools in this county, our students are actually going to be learning something useful,” says Clown College Dean of Admissions, Greg “Whompers The…

John Cena Opens Scarface Themed Hookah Lounge

By John Jacobs | March 13, 2019

Causeway – Tampa – Wednesday, 3.13.2019 In lieu of the infamous Hulk Hogan beach bar, to fill the void in Tampa’s heart for wrestling-backed dining establishments, John Cena has stepped up to open up a Scarface themed hookah lounge. The new establishment will provide patrons a comfortable atmosphere to smoke hookah while enjoying decor and…

Tampa to incentivize positive social media from teens

By Josh Santos | March 12, 2019

Tampa Bay High School – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 3.12.2019 In an effort to get more Tampaños excited about local government and city planning, Tampa’s newest program hopes to improve Tampa’s online reputation, one paid positive post at a time. From now until September, people who tag the Tampa government social media on their positive…

Tampa Bay to be Drained Because Steve Lost his Keys

By John Jacobs | March 11, 2019

Bayshore – Tampa – Monday, 3.11.2019 The bay is scheduled to be drained on Tuesday so that Steve can look for his keys, so if you’ve ever wanted to walk around on the bay floor, now is your lucky chance. “I already checked my car, and my apartment, and they’re not there,” says Steve. “I…

TECO Big Bend Power Station opens manatee strip club to much opposition

By Roger Nelson | March 10, 2019

TECO Big Bend Power Station – Hillsborough County – Sunday 3.10.2019 At the Tampa Electric Co’s Big Bend power facility, the manatees gather in the warm waters every winter, drawing crowds of spectators to view the majestic sea cows. It was only a matter of time until someone decided to combine two great Tampa things:…