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Mons Venus Sponsors Nascar

Mons Venus sponsors NASCAR

Mons Venus – Hillsborough County – Friday, 6.14.19The world famous gentlemen’s club, Mons Venus, has sponsored a NASCAR for an upcoming race. The car will dawn a custom-painted hood featuring the clubs logo, alongside a scantily clad woman on a pole.“It’s just what the sport needs,” said NASCAR development chair, Michael Hogan. “When the club…

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DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump

By Clark Brooks | September 16, 2024

Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…

Hernando County politician blocks critics on Facebook

Hernando County Commissioner Won’t Unblock Me

By Josh Santos | July 28, 2019

American Gun & Pawn – Hernando County – Sunday, 7.28.19 Hello Hernando County Commissioner, Steve Champion. My name is Josh Santos, I’m a reporter for Tampa News Force. As you very well know, you’ve blocked me. Many people are mad that you don’t care about silencing your critics, but I get it. I was kind…

Servants in Tampa Bay given a new life

Hillsborough County to assign civil servants to taxpayers on individual basis

By Clark Brooks | July 27, 2019

Hillsborough County Public Administration – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 7.27 Hillsborough County employs nearly 10,000 people in over 500 different positions and from now on, each of those employees will be assigned to individual tax-paying county residents. “I got the idea when I was sitting outside the County Center eating a ham sandwich for lunch,”…

Oxford Exchange to give free coffee to guest who show their boobs

Oxford Exchange offers free coffee if you show your boobs

By John Jacobs | July 26, 2019

Oxford Exchange – Hillsborough County – 7.26.19 The Oxford Exchange is now offering a free small cup of coffee to anyone who shows their breasts. As part of a promotion for national breast health awareness month, the community dining co-op will now allow patrons the opportunity to present their mammaries in exchange for a gratis…

Rick Scott finds happiness outside of money

Rick Scott Finds Happiness Outside of Wealth

By Josh Santos | July 26, 2019

Rick Scott Tampa Office – Hillsborough County – Friday, 7.26.19 After a recent hard knock to the head, Senator Rick Scott has decided there is more to life than having immeasurable wealth. “I found happiness through defrauding taxpayers with a Medicaid scam that made me a millionaire,” said Scott who used his fraud money to…

Tampa Strip Club designated a National Landmark

Tampa strip club designated historical landmark

By John Jacobs | July 25, 2019

Teaser’s Gentlemen’s Club – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 7.25.19 Nebraska avenue strip club, Teasers, has earned the status of national historic landmark this week, making its structure safe from demolition, with a guarantee from the city to keep its architecture intact for at least another 200 years. Teasers, the unassuming local strip club which has…

Flesh Eating Bacteria in Florida now comes in variety of flavors

Flesh-eating bacteria on gulf beaches now available in fun flavors

By Clark Brooks | July 24, 2019

Clearwater Beach – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 In response to numerous reports of people contracting flesh-eating bacteria at beaches along Florida’s west coast and how those reports could negatively impact the tourist industry, the state’s convention and visitors bureau is adding “fun” flavors to the Gulf of Mexico’s water. “Coming into contact with Necrotizing…

Cop accidentally shoots black kid

Sleepwalking cop accidentally shoots black kid

By John Jacobs | July 24, 2019

Florida Neighborhood – Pinellas County – Wednesday, 7.24.19 A sleepwalking cop in Pinellas County accidentally discharged his firearm towards a black child at 6:46 am in front of the boys’ home. Officer Gentle was in a sleepwalking daze, when he came across a young African American boy who was taking out the trash before school.…

Map of Bay area that will be expanded

Tampa Bay to be expanded

By John Jacobs | July 23, 2019

Bayshore – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 7.23.19 Plans to expand the Tampa Bay are now underway, as a massive effort to widen the entire bay in every direction is now being considered very seriously by local government officials. The radical plan calls for an expansion of the Tampa Bay 100 meters in every direction, effecting…

Space Force hiring event in Tampa

Space Force to hold job fair in Tampa

By Clark Brooks | July 23, 2019

Tampa Fairgrounds – Hillsborough County – 7.23.19 President Trump’s proposal for a fifth military branch, a “space force” is coming to fruition and will seek recruits at a job fair at the Florida State Fairgrounds Saturday. “People who aren’t astronauts shouldn’t feel intimidated,” said Space Colonel Joe Broey. “A military, be it an army division…

USF Study says internet is bad

USF Study Concludes Internet is Bad and You Should Get Off

By Josh Santos | July 22, 2019

University of South Florida Media Research Labs – Hillsborough County – Monday, 7.22.19 Why did you click this link, didn’t you read the headline? Seriously go outside, there is no such thing as the USF Media Research Labs. To prove it, here is a Google Earth picture of USF: Many students complain about the commute…