Tampa News Force
Russian propaganda spotted in Tampa Heights
A billboard in Russian has appeared on Tampa Street in Tampa Heights, just south of the intersection with Emily Avenue, heightening fears that the Russians are planning to invade Tampa and may already have operatives embedded in the area.“It appears to be a recruiting poster,” said resident Claymatia Pierce. “It probably says something like, ‘JOIN…
Breaking News
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club in West Palm Beach yesterday. “Governor DeSantis feels very strongly that this situation requires his immediate and personal attention,” said spokesperson Katie Beatty. “He always gets involved at this level…
Sports
USF Football Fan Commits Numerous Hate Crimes at Bulls Win Over Bethune Cookman College
Do you launch into a relentless stream of slurs when rooting for your favorite sport? 🏈🐂
Tampa Man Outraged Over Song Played at Bucs Game
Does this song being included at sporting events bother you?
Arts and Entertainment
Government
Great Outdoors Initiative Signals Big Changes for Florida’s State Parks
Do you think this will make Florida’s state parks better?
Temple Terrace Man’s Land Seized in Florida Great Outdoors Initiative
This is a developing situation
Local and Community
Arrival of New Old Lady Disrupts Retirement Center Social Scene
It would appear that not everybody loves the new gal.
Julian B. Lane Park – Hillsborough County – Monday 4.22.2019 As one of his final acts in office, Tampa mayor Bob Buckhorn has designated the orange traffic cone as the official bird of the city of Tampa. “As we revitalize our city by building new roads, new condos and not doing anything with entire city…
Sunset Skyway Bridge – Petersburg – Sunday, 4.21.2019 Spencer Wellington, AKA “Peter Vega,” on social media, has influenced a deadly local trend going around the Bay Area. The kids are calling it “The Sun Drive Challenge,” which is where you drive a car and try to stare at the sun as long as you can…
Adamo Drive Warehouse – Hillsborough County – Saturday 4.20.2019 A local prodigy is making waves on the silver screen once again as film director, Morey Richard, is set to receive a lifetime achievement award on for his long running porn parody series the “Rear-vengers”. Ever since his first hit “the I-Ron man” starring Ron Jeremy,…
Tampa Bay Times – Downtown Tampa – Friday, 4.19.2019 In a mob-style tactic, the Tampa Bay Times will now be physically collecting, “safety fees,” or as they refer to it in the mafia, “protection money.” Once a month an employee of the Times will show up to your door and physically intimidate you until you…
Florida Avenue News Force Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Thursday 4.18.2019 In an almost unprecedented dick move, Florida Avenue Brewing (a Brew Bus Brewing entity) has decided that the infantile claiming of copyright over a street that was created in 1931 c.e shouldn’t stop with suing a local business owner for naming his restaurant after…
Straz Center of the Performing Arts – Hillsborough County – Wednesday 4.17.2019 Following yesterday’s announcement from Tampa mayoral candidate Jane Castor that she will add the ED 209 to the city’s crime fighting arsenal if elected, her opponent David Straz is firing back. “Once again we see that woman can not be trusted to play…
Tampa Riverwalk – Hillsborough County – Tuesday 4.16.2019 Tampa mayoral front runner and former police chief, Jane Castor, unveiled her plan to further reign in Tampa’s crime issues during a press conference today. “Under my watch, this great city saw a 70% decrease in violent crime,” said Castor in a pre-taped segment “We must work…
Pinedreams Trailer Community – Hillsborough County – Monday 4.15.2019 Tampa government officials were called in to a Tampa trailer park community to inspect some water lines that tenants were complaining spouted flammable water. “We’re okay with some flames, coming out of the faucet,” says trailer owner Dallas Rothschild. “Like if I want to boil some…
Confederate Memorial Park – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 4.14.2019 The giant Confederate flag flying on Interstate 75 in Tampa, a source of controversy for years, is being replaced. After several weeks of tense negotiations, the flag will come down and be replaced with the official flag of Wakanda from the Marvel motion picture Black Panther. …
The Original Hooters – Pinellas County – Saturday, 4.13.2019 A Pinellas County resident almost died today after consuming too many wings at The Original Hooters. “I usually just do 40, but this time I did 55,” said Shermin Williams, a Boise Idaho transplant who moved to the area for a job opportunity. “I love the…