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Unmonitored drag strips in Tampa
If you live in Tampa you’ve thought about drag racing. These are the best strips to drag on which are the least monitored.RuPaul’sRuPaul’s Drag Race is one of the best places to drag race. It’s got lights and a sturdy stage, you will really like it.East 56th street and Montcler LaneThis cross roads has no…
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Governor’s Office Urges Citizens to Remain Calm as Gas Overage Persists
How are you dealing with all this excess gas lying around? ⛽️
DeSantis to Personally Investigate Latest Assassination Attempt on Trump
Florida Governor Ron DeSantis will be conducting his own investigation regarding the attempted assassination of former President Trump at the Republican presidential nominee’s golf club…
Sports
Yankees Fan Invited to Spring Training
When the defending American League But Not World Champion New York Yankees report to Tampa for spring training in February, they’ll be joined by self-appointed…
Cleaning Crews Still Removing Stink From Raymond James Stadium
Avoid the area for the next few days. ⚠️☣️☢️
Arts and Entertainment
Modern Day DaVinci Spends 16 Seconds On Portrait’s Smile
You have to admire the attention to detail! 🎨🖼️
Government
Florida Outlaws Ranting in Your Car Without Recording It and Putting It on the Internet
It’s about time the government got involved in this.
Local and Community
Publix Deli – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.20.19 Guitarist and lead singer, Cole Schleemer, of the popular local metal band Gznxft was mortified to learn recently that his band’s name is not, in fact, excellent. “I’m mortified,” said Schleemer as he tuned his very expensive electric guitar, which was a weird thing to be doing…
Fat Smokes Cigars Ybor City – Hillsborough County – Thursday, 6.20.19 Fat Smokes in Ybor City has begun its ‘Little Wrappers’ annual summer youth program. The program teams up authentic cigar rollers with children to teach them how to hand roll cigars. “We’ve been doing this for many years,” said Emilio Porkcheez, one of the…
Warrior Games Tampa – Hillsborough County – Wednesday, 6.19.19 In preparation for his upcoming work with the warrior games, Jon Stewart has become fully aware of Tampa News Force and completely supports their journey for the truth through satire. “I love these guys,” said Stewart. “I was jogging outside my hotel, and I bump into…
Sanctuary City Headquarters – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 Rick Scott, the junior Senator from Florida who spent $83 million to get elected, is advising President Trump to allow him access to the detained children camps so that he may harvest immigrant children’s souls and extend his life meter. “I made my fortune defrauding Medicare…
SoHo Family Dollar – Hillsborough County – Tuesday, 6.18.19 To address an overwhelming concern from local residents, Tampa officials announced that a new kill shelter will be opening to house several hundred juggalos who currently overrun many Tampa neighborhoods. “It’s about time we started doing something about this nasty, destructive and invasive species,” said SoHo…
Downtown Tampa – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.17.19 One of downtown Tampa’s cultural centers, The Hub, announced big plans to release their own line of nicotine vape juice in an effort to reach a younger generation of cool people. “I don’t chain smoke cigarettes like I used to,” says retired schoolteacher Meggie Murkle. “The only…
Wat Thai Temple – Hillsborough County – Monday, 6.17.19 In an event that was closed to the public, the Thai Temple of Tampa held a Mortal Kombat style martial arts tournament last weekend, and based on reviews from guests who got the invite, it was quite a sight to behold. “It was absolutely amazing,” said…
Honey Moon Island – Tampa – Sunday, 6.16.19 Guinness World Records has announced that a local lesbian couple has overtaken the record for most nights eating out after dining at Tampa establishments every single night for the last 16 years. “We’re honored to receive this award,” said Sheryl Basketcase, as she held the hand of…
The Florida Aquarium – Hillsborough County – Sunday, 6.15.2019 A new summer promotion from The Florida Aquarium in Tampa’s Channelside District is getting some people wet with excitement. From now until the end of summer, The Florida Aquarium will allow free entry to anyone who shows up soaking wet. Getting caught in the Florida rain…
Modern Art Museum – Hillsborough County – Saturday, 6.15.19 Thousands of Tampa residents tuned into the NBA finals on Thursday night, only to be saddened by the reminder that Toronto has a professional basketball team and Tampa does not. While Tampa has a football team, a hockey team, and kind of a baseball team, many…