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Adam Johnson signs exclusive deal for HSN show
Adam Johnson of Parrish, who has gained some notoriety recently for his participation in the insurrection at the Capitol Building in Washington DC on January 6th, has been given his own show with the Home Shopping Network. HSN producers say the St. Petersburg-based television network owned by the Qurate Retail Group, which also owns catalog company Cornerstone…
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The beloved statue of former Mayor Nick Nuccio has contracted covid, and now must social distance from other statues in the park. “Luckily the nearest statue to Mr. Nuccio is over 25 feet away, so we don’t don’t think there’s a high chance of it spreading.” Said Bethany Coral, Senior statueologist for the Tampa parks…
Tampa News Force has acquired a ‘slam book’ belonging to Florida governor Ron DeSantis that mentions US senator and former Florida governor Rick Scott more than 200 times. A slam book is a notebook (commonly the spiral-bound type) which is passed among a group of friends. The keeper of the book poses questions (which may…
A 5G tower in Riverview is being accredited with making a local mans genitalia larger after direct repeated exposure to the tower. “I read all these posts on Reddit that talked about the effects of 5G and what it’s going to do to us, so just as my own personal experiment, every day I would…
Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis is making headlines again, after trying to win back his base by stopping an abortion physically, by standing in between the patient and the doctor. “I need to rally my base!” Shouted DeSantis as he wrestled with the nurse. “Ahhhh!” Screamed the woman who was supposed to be receiving an abortion.…
A new reality television show from the CMT titled, “Shitheads” will begin filming in Tampa next month, and will feature a cast a local and international talent. The show, conceptualized by Anthony Jordan, former producer of “Tween Pageant Queens” and “Racecar Stunt Challenge”, will follow a cast of willfully ignorant people who are allowed to…
Councilman Charlie Miranda was observed perusing a coupon flyer from Publix during Wednesday’s annual budget presentation meeting of the Tampa City Council. Cory Weckerle, speaking on behalf of Black Lives Matter, was addressing the council meeting which was held on-line. During his remarks, Weckerle said, “…if you have the political will and we have the…
During a recent interview with Tampa News Force, Florida Senator Rick Scott urged all Floridians to wear a mask if they are in public, the message was very brief. “I’ve quarantined a couple of times due to my run-ins with people with the virus,” said Scott, who was chatting with me on Zoom and had…
The office of Governor Ron DeSantis has acquired numerous domain names to preemptively stop any trolling, including Rat Bastards.com, Mole Rat Governor.com, Sniveling Failure.com, and Worst Governor Ever.com, to name a few amongst the hundreds bought. “The Governor was worried people might use those platforms to gather and ridicule him in a public forum, and…
Lookers, one of Tampa Bay’s most deservedly ignored ‘gentleman’s clubs’, has announced the addition of a new, outdoor VIP section. “We’re calling it the Grind Garden, so you know it’s classy,” says Rollo, the manager. The club is located at 8205 N. Dale Mabry, just South of Waters Avenue in the stretch between the abandoned…
A street mural in downtown Tampa is being cited as the cause of a small passenger plane crash this morning. All aboard survived with relatively minor injuries. The Embraer Phantom 100, piloted by Scott “Scotty” Alderson with four passengers aboard was bound for landing at Tampa International Airport when the pilot was distracted by something…