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DeSantis Eager to Block Federal High Speed Rail Plans
In 2011, Florida Governor Rick Scott blocked funding for a proposed high-speed rail that would have connected Tampa and Orlando, along with possible routes to Miami and Jacksonville. Nothing was done to address transportation issues in Florida, and a recent court ruling stopped the usage of $500 million collected from Hillsborough County taxpayers to improve…
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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
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Rays City Connect Uniforms Ranked Greatest Achievement in Franchise History
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Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
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Government
Florida Women to Legally Be Considered Property
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A geography teacher at Strawberry Crest High School in Hillsborough County is in hot water today after students say she was performing sexual acts on camera while they were taking an exam. “It’s hard to afford to live on a teacher salary alone,” said Sandy Ditties, who also goes by the handle Ms.NaughtyBiNature on the…
Unemployed Floridians this week waited in anticipation for an announcement from Governor Ron DeSantis about the state’s broken unemployment system. “We wanted to fix this thing as fast as we could,” said DeSantis who was licking a lollipop and pooping into a diaper under his suit. “Our unemployment system is broken because the guy before…
Hundreds of boat owners descended on Clearwater Beach today for the biggest gathering of closeted homosexuals who support president Trump. “We needed 1,180 boat owners who haven’t come out of the closet today,” said event organizer Shuck Pipk. “We have well over a dozen more than what we need.” Pipk then tossed me a White…
David Plume, deputy sheriff for the Hillsborough Highway Patrol, is under investigation after it was exposed that he was selling private police body cam footage, illegally on OnlyFans, a subscription-based content provider. Amongst the videos taken down on Plume’s page, was one of him playing beer pong with a prostitute amidst a raid on a…
A crackhouse on Nebraska avenue has opened back up under provisions that it now has an operating kitchen that cooks other things besides crack. A full menu of basic dishes is available now including the “crack sandwich” which comes with crack sprinkled on the sandwich which doesn’t list it’s ingredients, based off appearance, eyewitnesses have…
The highly controversial, pro-police, illegally painted “Back The Blue” street mural has been sold to a wealthy French art collector. Jean-Pierre Malbec delivered a personal check for $14 million to Mayor Jane Castor late yesterday afternoon. “Please, please, please. My friends call me JP”, he said, introducing himself to local media at a press conference…
As the NCAA and various major collegiate athletic conferences struggle with the decision whether or not to cancel, pause or postpone their fall sports programs, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis promises that college football will be played in the state in 2020. “By all that is holy, I swear to you here and now that the…
Horticulture enthusiast Meaghan Larker of St. Petersburg is very happy with the new plant growing in her garden from seeds she received from China. “The seeds arrived at my home about a week ago, in a package with Chinese lettering and no return address”, she says. “At first, I thought they were a gift from…
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. – The government has deemed Omar Johnson, a Package Handler Trainer for the international shipping company Worldwide Express, an essential worker. His coworkers disagree. “Honestly, we could do without him. He’s pretty f**king useless,” said Jackie Williams, a Package Handler with the company. During the Coronavirus crisis, Worldwide Express has dealt with…
Wear it on your arm. When people come up to you and say, “Hey wear your mask!” You can say, “I am wearing it!” And show them your arm. “It doesn’t say where I have to wear it on my body, legally it’s on me, I’m complying to the rule.” They won’t have a comeback…