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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightningâs Loss to Calgary on âPride Nightâ
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Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now itâs all they talk about
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Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
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Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
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The popular Tampa destination, Mons Venus, has expanded its footprint as part of the new Midtown Tampa development that looks to update the area around Dale Mabry Highway. The Joe Redner owned strip club will now boasts a large and sprawling dog park with three sections: one for large dogs, one for small dogs, and…
A guillotine at the renaissance broke loose and accidentally cut a mans penis off while he was posing for a selfie. âI thought it would be really funny to put my dick through the guillotine and take a picture of it for Twitter, but unfortunately while I was doing that, my right hand slipped off…
Mark Porter, a former youth pastor with a former local mega church, says TNFâs latest film âSteak Breakâ is âterrificâ and gives it four out of four stars. âGolly, this film is just wonderful and has a lot of positive messages for kids seeking guidance and direction in their lives,â says Porter. âGee, I canât…
It has been one year since the former governor of Florida, Rick Scott, was elected to the United States Senate after narrowly defeating some old man who had been at that job for too long. âI was elected governor of Florida with absolutely no experience besides my ability to scam taxpayers,â said Senator Scott. âI…
A video has surfaced of Florida Governor, Ron DeSantis, giving a pinky promise to an Ocala alderman, promising funding for an elementary school art program, with his fingers crossed behind his back. The discovery is considered significant because the promise was made over a year ago, however DeSantis has still not secured funding for the…
Pinellas Countyâs newest Hawaiian Ice store is a hit with adults and teens alike. Hawaiian Vape and Ice, formerly called Vapor, on S. Fort Harrison Ave. in Clearwater has lines extending past the Fort Harrison Hotel. âItâs amazing, they have revitalized downtown Clearwater,â said longtime Scientologist Ronald Dreamer. Hawaiian Vape owner, Richard Cranium, claims itâs…
A giant roof which spans 12 blocks long and 6 blocks wide has been installed over Ybor City centrally located above Centro Ybor. The roof is 150 feet high covering even some parts of the Selmon expressway. The roof is lined with dozens of rows of solar panels, using the energy to power the lights…
During a heated community meeting, Jane Castor was under intense pressure to lose her cool. “I’ve had my fair share of dealing with egos and attitudes,” said Tampa Mayor Jane Castor. “I took a deep breath, listened to what these folks had to say and we discussed everything in a civil manner.” During the community…
As an all new part of the âfuck the readersâ program, Tampa News Force will now be openly combating haters in the comments section of the website. Due to the impending doom of the company itself, Tampa News Force will no longer be putting any effort into itâs posts, and in fact will be outwardly…
The Tampa Sports Authority, an independent special district responsible for the management of Raymond James Stadium, three city golf courses and the Tournament Sportsplex of Tampa Bay as well as serving as the landlord for George Steinbrenner Field and Amalie Arena, has announced the introduction of a new mascot, tasked with the purpose of motivating…