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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
State Surgeon General Scott Rivkees told reporters at a press conference in Tampa on Monday morning, “We became aware of this Saturday evening,” before adding “My bad.”
“The formation and depth of the sinkholes are exactly what we dig anyway, so despite advice from financial economists, we built a Top Golf in Seffner!”
“As it turns out, everything happens for a reason, and we shouldn’t question the way the world works.”
“I’m paralyzed with indecision!”, the anguished and hungry man said.
Each week, I’ll take a mature and sensible approach to summarizing the week in news from Tampa News Force!
“I can’t believe I’m doing this.” Castor said.
“We spent the better part of three years going town to town seeing men’s junk.” Said Michelle Spence, one of the government workers who participated in data collection.
