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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
Who wants to go to the game this Sunday night? YOU DO! And here’s your chance!
The Alcoholics Hall of Fame gives out free alcohol samples from all over the world like a perverse Epcot, and due to museum laws, are able to serve to underage guests.
“Hello, I’m Balz Fuchstich. It’s nice to meet you”, he said. “My full name is Balzz Fuchstich but I prefer to go with the far less formal and stuffy ‘Balz’.”
Jeffrey is the lesser-known son of John and Ultima Morgan. Unlike his siblings who went to law school and joined the family business, Jeffrey went to medical school and has been studying cloning for years.
A Hillsborough County student got the promposal of her life last weekend when fellow student Chet Washington asked her to prom after an elaborate prank which involved a jet ski incident taking place in the Gulf by the causeway. After faking a stingray injury, Washington revved the throttle while pretending to be knocked out, leading…
Much like members of the 1972 Miami Dolphins, who went 14-0 and beat the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl VII to become the only modern day NFL team to go undefeated in the regular season and win a championship, members of the 1976 Tampa Buccaneers are proud of their legacy, losing their first 26 games…
A Tampa Bay artist who goes by the name ‘Qliquebait’ (“It’s ironic, get it? You probably don’t get it”, he says) is regretting that his latest short film is not Korean. “This Korean director has stolen my thunder”, he says. “Anybody can make the next Harry Potters, superficial feel-good movies designed to please the sheep…
Since Christ’s return he has been volunteering at the Trinity cafe on Nebraska avenue serving food to the homeless and washing people’s feet.
After numerous questions from local journalists badgering Mayor Castor as to why the collective feeling of the city has been so low recently, Castor had no choice but to answer as politically as possible.
In Hudson, FL, a middle aged man has begun protesting what he considers to be the “imminent threat” of government provided healthcare.