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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
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Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
This past week, we shared a video about a bank robber who is still on the loose in the Tampa Bay area. This man is still wanted by the police and the reward for information leading to his arrest is currently $35,000. Since the video was published, police say the suspect shot and robbed a…
“Ok, I give up! The Christmas tree stays down!” I shouted at my cats, who couldn’t be bothered to give a flying fuck. This is the 17th time they’ve knocked down the Christmas tree since I put it up Black Friday. I didn’t even put the ornaments on the fake spruce before this band of…
There are a lot of diseases in the world, and a lot of them suck. However, Alcoholism is the best one. Reason being is alcoholism is the only disease where you get to drink booze all the time. John Jacobs, co-founder of Tampa News Force, had this to say: “I don’t drink often, but when…
Jeff Cleppers, an Oldsmar resident who has struggled for years to make a living as a clown who performs at children’s birthday parties is now booking himself as “Baby Yoda” and is so busy that he’s turning down offers. “It’s crazy how much people love that ugly little upright walking lizard,” says Cleppers, watching yet…
The Parking Division of the Logistics and Asset Management Department for the City of Tampa is tired of people referring to 717 Parking, a privately held company, as a ‘mafia’ organization. “717 is not ‘the mafia’,” says Kelly Stephens, CPP, Parking Division Manager. “We’re the ones out here doing gangster shit. 717 is amateur hour,…
The Vipers new action figure debuted alongside the uniform reveal, however upon slight inspection, it was determined that the Vipers action figures were actually recycled Chinese fast-food toys, which came alongside a “Hong-sai” Burger as part of the Komomora meal sold at select Shanghai Komomora Burger locations. The original action figure was named, “Lǜsè Qiáng…
As part of a new team building exercise, the Tampa Bay Vipers have set off on a group expedition to rid the Florida Everglades of the invasive Burmese Pythons in preparation for this January’s Python Bowl. “They say the more pythons we catch, the bigger our paychecks will be when we inevitably get paid,” said…
While taking a break from watching the trailer for the new James Bond film ‘No Time to Die’ on his phone, George Zimmerman took some time to show me his redesign of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers uniform. “I have all these ideas in my head, and I get so anxious that I have to shoot…
Tampa News Force (TNF) owner and CEO OJ Simpson has announced that TNF is in the process of raising funds in order to purchase the historic Y. Pendes & Alvarez Cigar Factory at 2301 N. Albany Avenue in Tampa. “The organization is primed for bigger and better things in the near future, so it only…
The infamous drug den that was shut down after police got tired of responding to calls in the area, is reopening its doors as one of the finest places to get some sleep in the city’s most well-known street. “We’ve given this crack house one hell of makeover,” said project lead architect Uris Monglo while…