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Controversy surrounding statue of brainless Kennedy in convertible on Kennedy Blvd
Conspiracy theory from the art world!
Sports
Tampa News Force Sports Analysts Break Down Lightning’s Loss to Calgary on “Pride Night”
Who’s right? Who’s wrong? 🏒🥅🌈
Arts and Entertainment
Busch Gardens Tampa announces birth of endangered orangutan, now it’s all they talk about
Are you excited to meet the new baby? 🦧
Government
Tampa to Replace Speed Limit Signs with Thumbs-Up Emoji
Slow down, speed up, whatever you want to do is fine!
Florida Prison Guard Unable to Afford Rent, Commits Crime to Sleep in Prison
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Local and Community
Babies Prohibited from Crying on Water Street
At least there’s one place in town you can go and enjoy peace and quiet 👶
The infamous drug den that was shut down after police got tired of responding to calls in the area, is reopening its doors as one of the finest places to get some sleep in the city’s most well-known street. “We’ve given this crack house one hell of makeover,” said project lead architect Uris Monglo while…
The Best Buy located on North Dale Mabry is officially the only structure in Tampa that is not located on top of an abandoned cemetery, studies concluded. After a full infrared scan of Tampa, it was discovered that every single plot of land contained a forgotten cemetery, complete with caskets and corpses. “It’s amazing, because…
It had to be done so I did it. I could see the future and it wasn’t bright. Thousands of corporate drones lined up outside Target to be first in line to buy the new Baby Yoda Plushie. A must-have for the season. I could already hear the cries of children begging their parents for…
Following close on the heels of the announcement of the new Tesla Cybertruck, the innovative company that has made a name for itself by providing sustainable energy solutions is not slowing down. On Sunday morning they announced plans to partner with popular electric scooter company Bird to produce a Cyberscooter. During a press conference held…
The combination micro brewery/tennis complex, “Pete’s Tennis Lounge” in west Pinellas county, has lost its liquor license after numerous instances of the establishment being caught selling alcohol to minors. The venue which has only been open for two months, has been the cause of ongoing controversy, as it’s the first local tennis court/full-liquor bar, drawing…
Reggie Svelverson of Pinellas Park has been named “Man of the Year” by the Tampa Bay Awards Department company, based entirely on the fact that he isn’t a huge, steaming piece of crap. Doug Plook, one of the voting members of the committee says, “Every year for the last few, it’s been getting harder and…
Henreich Von Pluto, local resident of Seminole Heights, has recently been suffering from his own uncontrollable negative thoughts, according to a report from Pluto’s public relations team. “He’s become paralyzed with his own thoughts.” Reads the statement, which was released on all of Pluto’s social media. “His inner turmoil has reached new peaks every waking…
A festive holiday attraction designed to entertain families is offering discounts to customers due to a typo on their sign. “It’s just one of those things that happens. Nobody’s perfect, after all,” says proprietor Dale Chalk. “The printer felt just awful about it and refunded the money we paid for the sign. So we figured,…
The Tampa News Force organization has been shadow banned on all social media according to new findings amongst the TNF developmental team. “It doesn’t make sense.” Claims senior marketing strategist Melton Fury. “I’ve been working with the company for a year now, and it’s only gotten less and less popular as time goes by.” Fury…
Mayor Jane Castor is receiving some criticism for pardoning a Thanksgiving turkey with verified ties to the terrorist organization known as ISIS. “Image is everything and it’s a very bad look for the leader of our city. Why in the world would we ever associate our community in any way with a bunch of bloodthirsty…